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Christy O

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About Me

Truly, the one I enjoy the most is brushing my teeth in the morning. Pure joy.

My Interests

I like finding kick ass buys at the thrift store and then bragging to everyone around me about how I found a kick ass buy and they didn't - because no one is as cool as me. No one.

Religion, politics, roller derby, shopping, things that are the color green, things that are funny, things that are visually stimulating, things that are interesting - clearly, myself.

I'd like to meet:

The Walkmen
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Music:

Favorite? That's like picking a favorite among your children. I like the vintage music of tomorrow.

Some favorites: Enon, Arcade Fire, Joy Division, Faith No More, the Pixies, the faint, mindless self indulgence, bjork, mr. bungle, beck, the walkmen, etc, etc, etc...

Movies:

Too many to list. I do like movies with or directed by Christopher guest and I have a penchant for Jake Gyllenhaal flicks. Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Fight Club are my top three.

Television:

A lot of people hate it, but I like it. It makes me feel like I'm not alone. Aqua teen hunger force, the office, the daily show, the colbert report, south park, iron chef, and stand up on comedy central.

Books:

Okay, just for kicks, I'm going to say Chariots of the Gods.

Conversations with God, written by Neil Donald Walsh

The Holy Bible, written by those wacky bearded scribes

The Book of Mormon, written by Joseph Smith, Jr.

and other works of fiction.

Heroes:


they had sex. contrary to popular belief, i was planned.

she guzzles beer
and sings at the same time.
that's cool.

abra-ca-dabra!

"pantheists are sexed up athiests."
well, i can't argue with that.

My Blog

Death Is Swift (Because It Has Wheels)

On my way home tonight, I saw a ninja on a bicycle.  I don't even know what to do with myself right now.Do you think this is a joke?!
Posted by Christy O on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:46:00 PST

I Am Learning The Guitar

And it's about time because it was my New Year's Resolution from last year. Last night was my first with the old girl, but I did my best to be gentle and I worked my fingers raw trying to please her.&...
Posted by Christy O on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

I Had A Dream Last Night That I got Daniel Radcliffe’s Number

I was walking out of grocery store and exiting only moments before me was the dashing Daniel Radcliffe (better known as the actor who plays Harry Potter).  I picked up my pace with an energetic h...
Posted by Christy O on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:07:00 PST

Poems Make People Paranoid

Everytime I write a poem, somebody comes up to me and nervously stammers, "Was that about me?"  Seriously.  Of course it was :).In my lowly unprofessional opinion, poems are always about the...
Posted by Christy O on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

I’m In The Mood To Hate People

You're a selfrighteous cretinthe vaginal villainof which I'd like to fuck.God, you looked disgusting in your pink saggy granny pantiesdrooping sadly from that ridiculous tutu.I thank your education yo...
Posted by Christy O on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

Come On, Baby, Light My Fire

Your Element Is FireYour passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.You are exciting and creative - and compl...
Posted by Christy O on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST

What an amazing video (thanks Carmody)

You know, I almost admire the guy (Fred Phelps). ...
Posted by Christy O on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

Go write a fucking poem about it

I wish I wrote lyrics like Fiona Apple.  She knows how to beat you to the punch.I am not in loveThe early cars Already are Drawing deep breaths past my door And last night's phrases Sick with lac...
Posted by Christy O on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

'nother poem. Untitled.

I stood, motionless and angry.I simply said, "Show me.  Show me you love me."His back greeted me graciously, shoulder blades poisedand preparedto sheild his heart from harm.A tremendous sigh slid...
Posted by Christy O on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

I'm attempting to write poetry because I'd like to get better at it.

He's certainly sarcasticin a tragic, plastic way.Quite monotone and soothingis his verbal disarray.His beard is missing, shaven,bald, and blinding is his chin.The flowing fire of follicleshas ceased t...
Posted by Christy O on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:52:00 PST