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The Artist Formerly Known as LEE MAJORS

It's more like nanananana...nanananana.

About Me

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Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a 9 so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo; but somehow they just don't end up as mine. It's a death defying life I lead I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall buildin'. I might roll a brand new car; 'cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Redford such a star. .. Forgot to mention that I can sing too! One of my favorite commercials!

My Interests

Crushing tennis balls with my bare hand. Leaping over fences in a single bound. Outrunning German Sheperds. Using my bionic eye to oggle women.

I'd like to meet:

A nice woman with a bionic ear, a bionic arm and two bionic legs.

Music:


Movies:

I can't remember the last one I was in.

Television:

Plenty. Did you like me in the IBM biometric finger ad? 'It's more like nanananana nanananana.' LOL

Books:

Why read when I can have someone read it for me?

Heroes:

Don't have to go so far as the nearest mirror.