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Roland

Roland in the real world/NIT WIT @poker table!!!! but I feel so good I'm so ALIVE So I ask you, WHAT

About Me

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YES it is me the same guy from VH1's Behind the music- the Leif Gsrrett episode. I guess for the rest of my life people will never forget that I do wish people would forget that cuz damn there is so much more to me that one day on camera but I did have a very good day if I had to be filmed and aired! More important I have also been clean and sober since Dec,5.1988! at the time of this writing thats 17 years and 7 months. and all I can say is WOW life is so much more radical without drugs and booze then I ever aspired it to be while I was killing myself in the streets of HOLLYWOOD! I was for 11 years The President and main speaker for The Teen Alert Foundation a non profit anti-drug group started by my dear friend Tony Aberdeen and went to schools telling my story and after over 500,000 kids were exposed to me I got burned out and let it pass on. service gives me one of the most awesome buzz's anyone could ever imagine. I also was for 6 years the national and world MIDDLE WEIGHT Wheelchair armwrestling title holder. If anyone remembers the movie "Over the top", Sylvester Stalone movie, The co-star Rick Zumwalt- played the charactor "BULL HURLEY" the 6'6"270lb.bald monster? He was my mentor and trainer in the sport. GOD bless his soul he passed away last year. Rick was also my SOBER sponsor and had an incredible impact on my life I will always remember and love you Rick... I have been married several times and dont see ever doing that again but who knows what person will be coming my way next? I guess I will be ready for whatever happens. I always am. So I am single but not really looking but open to possibilites of anything that seems new and fun. I love anything that m akes me feel good and unfortunately with me MORE IS ALWAYS BETTER so there try that one on OK? What else do I want here, I am a dog person bigtime I have a nearly 3yr old AKITA named Philly he' around 125 lbs and my true brother of the soul,He has 2 sisters I rescued BEAR and BLESSIE they were 3 last April are half German Sheaperd and half Husky and as crazy as hell but they are my girls and I could only wish to be as good of a person as they think I am. So I dig being alive and welcome people into my life that show me even more gratitude than I may have at ant given moment.I have to add that for the last 3 years or so I have been captivated by the game of NO-LIMIT Texas Hold'em poker, and if I do say so myself, I have improved massivly and am pretty good at it too I have won several tourniments and cashed in allot of them too but I will just work and study away till I win a WSOP Bracellet or a WPT title and that cant be too far away I dont think? hahabut untill then if you are at my table, guard your stack and beaware of the guy called NIT WIT, I can be very tricky and have some serious moves if I get the chance but can play very arratic too. It seems I have an A level game and a D level game and I never know wich one will show up on a given day so thats why I am NIT WIT---half IDIOT---half AMAZING!!!!!by the way I named those 2 flies up above the one on the right is UP and the other dude( yes that ones a dude-gotta look really close)is can you believe named DOWN.. I mean what a coincidance huh?

My Interests


Let's see indeed. Most of my life I have gotten bored with things easily,Like a carnival chimp a shiny penny will always get my attention. I am interested in passion, I can kiss for hours with the right mouth and breasts! I do love them so. big, small, perky,droopy, huge, small, real,altered,firm,saggy or antwhere incetween.All types I am just a boob man I guess.........the truth is, I have an oral fixation! I cant help it and even if I could I would not I love being the way I am. If you interest me I will go to the end of the world for you.. Dont believe me ask my friends.Go ahead ask them The real secret To Roland is--- Reguardless of what I might say or do, I am an average guy with much love and respect for people and I love allot andam willing to risk everything for the LOVE OF LOVEand please keep that to yourself ok?.. If you dont I WILL FUCKING DENY IT TO MY DEATH GOT IT???????? good now show me your magic. we all have a trick or two that belong to us right, lets share our secrets and make some new ones as well.

I'd like to meet:

I PROLLY want to meet you and or your momma! cheer up no harm intended. I am very interested in meeting people I did not come to myspace to look at you, I mean its nice and all but I do like to meet new people in person, remember when real was the only thing? I like it real so much more than VIRTUAL everytime

Music:

MUSIC:I have made some that was awesome and made some I was imbarrassed by,I own allot of it I listen to too much of it.It is the background of our lives. Most people think I play it TOO loud"fuck them" freedom of speach does include volume-double fuck them. I LOVE IT LOUD. I even think shitty music is great imagine this world where we didnt have the basic freedom and ability of personal expression, we would be a different creature and would not be human would we? the bottom line is as far as misic goes, I say hell yes music rocks and you should listen to some right now. If you dont have any, make some or go out and buy some from someone that does, after all thats why we call it the mucis business. PEACE & ENJOY yourself.

Movies:

I have 100's of them my favs are in part: FULL METAL JACKET Goodfellas,Apocylpse now,CACOON, As Good as it gets,Jungle book the cartoon not the friggin film version,Ray, STRIPES, CADDY SHACK any of the original B&W horror flicks frankentien dracula wolf man the mummy all those. I have spent too much of my life sittin in the dark watching these things, I like most movies even an occasional chick flick when the right chick is wrapped around me but not that often to be honest. And of course A good action PORN is alway nice every once in a while... see ya in the dark sometime

Television:

TV is cool huh BEAVIS? I agree and it seems everyone on earth knows me from the big VH1 show. You didnt see it? well my friend you are no doubt in the minority on that one but alass you are in the lucky crowd as well. See back in 79(dont you hate stories that start like that? too bad. I was a motor-X racing pool skating pioneer with every other blonde haired blue eyed guy with wood in LA and I had this friend Leif Garrett he was a huge teen idol in the day we got trashed alot and wrecked his car one night leaving me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. one night 20 years later a guy from VH1 called me and asked me about my life and story. Then they shot a reunion show with he and I.We hadnt spoken for all those years. Anyway we did the show I was my open minded forgiving self and cut an old friend a break on national as well as world TV and everyone was touched you should have seen it! Anyway does that mean I am the most awesome prick in the pack? it might you decide but I am worth knowing, so I am told! dont I ramble endlessly? OH shit back to the subject---TV, butthead was right, TV is cool

Books:

OH dont worry I can read! I just act dumb my main library consists ofThe Holy Bible,king james version, The Big Book of AA original(manuscript,1st,2nd and 3ed editions only) if that doesnt keep me sober then God will have to do it himself and lastly 15-20 poker books 3 of them are like reference books for me but the others did help somehow.

Heroes:

Every hero I ever had has died So do you want to be my hero? I bet not so why dont you just call me friend, lover advisary whatever sounds much more pleasant to me. I have been to way too many funerals already....in the words of my last hero FREDDIE MERCURY" keep yourself ALIVE"GOD I miss that MAN but thanks for letting us have him while we did

My Blog

Just another crappy boring Valentines Day

So, Valentines day was Tuesday last week and it was just going to be another friggin boreing Commercial holiday right?I dont have a wife, not in an exclusive relationship wasnt expecting to even get l...
Posted by Roland on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

This Holiday season

OK, I have something to say, If it goes like most times I think I have something to say I will just ramble aimlessly so lets hope for the best! AS I am sure you all know it is the X-mas season 2006. Y...
Posted by Roland on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

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Posted by Roland on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

wow I just had a dream about my ex and yep she's a bitch

You know that night that you left me? You put me in my place now I've got you in a stranglehold and I crushed your face....... lol now I feel better, So please dont mind my blurb
Posted by Roland on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST