Pissed Off thnx jet |
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. This just tells youhow tough it is to be single nowadays.This was on the "Tonight Show" withJay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most emb... Posted by Dale on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST |
Watch where you pee guys.. |
Good morning... It's my friday andd I have the next 3 days off..Please enjoy the funny for the day....  
; thx Jet... Posted by Dale on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST |
Give this a try... |
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATHThis is pretty neat.DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this o... Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Think you dont need it |
If your in a band this may help you..
I have been telling everyone.. (almost) about a prepaid legal plan..Now I am not spamming anybody OK.. But I have been with this company for 4 years ... Posted by Dale on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Sunday funny.. thx Jet.. |
Should children witness child birth? Good question. Here's your answer: Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr... Posted by Dale on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Just to let you know.. |
I have been doing some thinking.. and I am going to take a break for a while..I love ya all and see you when or if I come back.. I don't know yet...
My profile song I think is just right fo... Posted by Dale on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST |
You need to check this out... |
This is a trip.... Thx.. Cat..
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?INCREDIBLE1. Fold a new $20.00 bill in half......2. Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below3. Fold the other end, e... Posted by Dale on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST |
If you Drink Beer |
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the breweryand all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this be... Posted by Dale on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:46:00 PST |
24 years ago.. |
24 years ago this month you were born. I was the proudest person that day. I watched over you when you were learning to eat, walk, talk. I watched over you when you were sleeping to make su... Posted by Dale on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST |
what a way to go. |
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside... Posted by Dale on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST |