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The Middle Aged Penguin

Kids these days...

About Me

I can't do much to serve the penguin army now, but back in the day, when I was in my prime....You see, I'm 40, getting older, gray has started showing up on my wings, and I have to make my mark on the world before I sqwuak. Maybe you can help me. Click the button and keep on going.

My Interests

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You are a Magellanic penguin! You are the shyest of all the penguins and literally live under a rock. This seems to please you, though, as you just don't like being bothered. Your rookery probably contains a few close penguins and you have trouble letting others in. Perhaps it's time to emerge from under your rock and explore that big, scary puddle out there!
What kind of penguin are you?

I'd like to meet:

Someone to fix my balding issues. Oh, and other penguins to car pool with.

Music:

I consider myself "hip." I listen to all the "cuts." Jazz, country, easy listening, and of course, all the Rock N' Roll you can handle. I can "rock out" with the best of them, as long as they're not into the Eagles. I don't like Eagles.
One of my favorite youthful bands is the people called "Mudvayne." Oh, how i loved to "rock out" to these rocking fellows. As usual, my mother doesn't like my rebel style. She put a curfew on me when I bought the album. I think I may need to move out of my mothers house eventually.

Movies:


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Before you make an idiot of yourself... *SPOILER*

 Ok, please do not assume that I am into middle aged women because I am a middle aged penguin. I mean seriously, I have nothing against middle aged women. I mean, my mom is one. But really, when ...
Posted by The Middle Aged Penguin on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

COOL NEW PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

As many of you know, i have been on the "cool new people" list for awhile. I just found out. I am excited, because the cool new people is reserved for the most "raddest" and "hippest" of everybody!
Posted by The Middle Aged Penguin on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:31:00 PST

EXCLUSIVELY PENGUIN WHORE TRAIN *APPLY*

Hello everybody. I am putting together a whore train just for penguins with 100 SPOTS on it. So, this is how it works. The first 100 people to post  their picture url (the pic of your penguin) &n...
Posted by The Middle Aged Penguin on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:23:00 PST