I am a penguin...and I am a sith lord! I will destroy those who oppose me!!! I serve under the red penguin of doom! He is the most powerful of all them and his army will conquer all!
I do not like scene kids who act like they are the shit. I will cut them with my light saber!
I am not a human...and therefore...whoring me is OK! Please whore me! I will protect you if you do. I fight off orcas for christ's sake!
