â„¢Slow Motion Suicideâ„¢

Im going to make this short and sweet. My name is Eric. If you dont like me for who I am, you can fuck off. I dont go to the High School anymore because if I stay there I wont graduate this year. Thats what happens when you fuck around and dont do your school work. So Im switching to Mckenna. And McKenna is SO MUCH BETTER than the High School. After I graduate this year, I will be going into the Marine Corps. Lots of people think that I wont make it, but Im going to prove them wrong. I have the greatest friends ever, if you mess with them, you WILL get fucked up. S.T.- Ive known him pretty much the longest out of everyone. Hes always been there for me, and vice versa. Thor - Ive known him the second longest. Azn Pryde, thats how it is. Alicia - Ive known her the 4th longest. Shes like a sister to me. I love her more than anything. Shes always been there for me. And I will always be there for her. I would die for her. Colton - Ive known him the 3rd longest. We have had our ups and downs but we always stick together in the end. Im a pretty nice guy, so if you wanna talk, just hit me up. And if you have MSN Messenger, you should add me: [email protected]

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Likes
My hair. Im NEVER going to cut it, unless I absolutely have to.
Ashley. We just started talking but she is so awesome! She is super cool and Im glad to be her friend. I finally got to hang out with her today, and it was fun as hell, I wouldnt trade it for anything. And if you mess with her, you mess with ME! So whoever started those rumors about her better not hope that I find out who you are, because you WONT like what Im going to do to you.
Jenny. We just started talking also. But she is really nice, funny, and sweet! She is a really cool girl and Im glad she started talking to me because she is a really great person. I finally got to hang out with her today and it was hella fun. It was the most fun Ive had in awhile. She is soo awesome, I love this girl. And if you mess with her, you mess with ME! So dont mess with her, because you will probably regret it.
Melodie. She and I just started talking, and Im glad we did because she is hella cool. She is really funny, but shes quiet at times. She is soo cool, I love this girl.
Alicia. I fuckin love this girl so much. She is my one and only sister. If you mess with her, you mess with me.
S.T. and Thor. They are my bros for life. Ive known them since 6th grade. If anyone fucks with them YOU'RE the ones that are gonna get fucked up.
Stephen. Stephen is one tight guy. He is really cool and a fun guy to hang out with. Hes one of my best friends. And if you mess with him, you are definately going to regret it.
Hanging out with Alicia, Stephen, J-Ham, Erich, Matt, Travis, Mikey, Bruce, Alex, and anyone else thats with us.
Hanging out with Justin (even though Justin gets really annoying sometimes.), Travis, Erich, James, Andy, and anyone they're hanging out with..
Hanging out with friends at work like, Samantha, Zac, Colton, James, and other people.
Listening to music.
Doing stupid illegal things, sometimes.
Getting into trouble... Most of the time.
Making people laugh.
Making girls happy when they're sad.
Working out.
Watching people drink a gallon of water to see whos the fastest. The results are funny as hell.
Doing stupid things.
Meeting new people, even though people think I'm intimidating and weird, BUT I'M REALLY NOT, SO PLEASE DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU. I'M A REALLY NICE GUY.
People that smell good.
People that take showers.
Being lazy.
Kissing.
Cuddling.
Driving around.
Sleeping.
Warm showers when I'm cold.
Cold showers when I'm hot.
Having a good time.
Laughing.
Making things.
Destroying things.
Playing on Xbox Live. My Gamertag is: Scarface1969. Feel free to add me.
Playing with fire. I'm a pyro.
Sleeping in.
Dislikes
Being bored.
Drama.
Long distance relationships. They're a waste of time.
When my friends think low of themselves.
When people call me with a blocked number.
Dawn.
Brittany.
When people make up bullshit rumors.
Disappointing people that I really like and care about.
Being insecure.
When a girls best friend gets mad at me because I do stuff with her even though we arent "dating."
When my so called "friends" stab me in the back.
Tarrant O'Dell.
People that get their parents involved when I'm arguing with them.
People that judge people by their looks and not by actually getting to know them.
When people fight over stupid shit.
When people pretend to be my friend.
People that think I'm just around to be a taxi.
When people yell and argue.
When my friends make fun of each other, and seriously mean it.
People that talk shit and don't back it up.
Rumors.
When people get mad at me for no reason.
When people get mad at me and won't tell me why.
Police.
When gay or bi males hit on me. I have no problem with gay or bi males as long as they don't hit on me.
Guys that hit girls. If I see any girl getting hit by a guy, I will kick that guys ass.
Liars.
Drugs.
Seeing girls cry.
Making girls cry.
Parents that are assholes.
Anyone that is an asshole.
Racist people.
When people talk behind my back.
When people hide something from me.
Making myself look stupid. When girls/guys cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends. NOT COOL.
Acting like peoples taxis.
People expecting me to drive them anywhere and everywhere and not pay gas.
When my friends are fighting with each other and expect me to choose a side.
Sleeping past 12:00.
Not getting enough sleep.
People that spread rumors.
People that hit on girls that I like.
When my girlfriends cheat on me.
When a girl I like hits on my friends to make me jealous.
When a girl tries to piss me off.
When a girl lies about doing things with my friends just to get me jealous.
When girls lie.
People that make fun of the mentally retarded. Wow you can make fun of someone that is messed up in the head, ASSHOLES!!!
When people say they will pay me back when I let them borrow money, but never do.
People that don't take showers.
People that smell bad.
When people steal things from me.
People that won't talk to me because they think that I'm a mean guy. Even though I'm a really nice guy.
Being lazy.
People that say that they're going to do something, then don't do it.
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