Chinook

I have been the proud owner of several beards in my lifetime, although I am currently smooth in a good way.I am a creator of vast zen like worlds in my chosen medium of the field of comics and cartooning and I am an illustrator of some repute, although most of it is my own. On good days I pick cherries, on bad days gooseberries.If I was a car I would be a Hillman Imp with extra flourishes and a formula one engine under the hood/bonnet.My favourite word is substantial and my favourite soup is peanut and tomato.I am a free standing vegetarian but only like some of the animal kingdom. I am cubic as religion goes, taking in the teachings of Tripitaka, The Carpenters, Darwin and St.John of Peel, but am a practitioner of The Luciferian Church of the First Morningstar, whose philosophy is" Have a good time,but don't fuck it up for yourself, but everyone else is fair game!".I bathe on a regular basis, sometimes in water.If I had a motto it would be short.I am a quick and snappy dresser and am proud of my collection of denim jeans(one pair). I drink until I'm finished, which is generally before the bar closes and after I can't see, so my best mate is my drinking eye Labrador"Safetocrosstheroadnow".I like licking unusual objects, batteries are my favourite.Only new ones mind.My Mother says I was found on the doorstep, and I suspect it wasn't hers. I was born on a Wednesday which makes me a middle of the week kinda bloke and find increasingly hard to make it to the weekend without a snifter at my local drinks cabinet, so I don't do Thursdays.Life isn't a box of fucking chocolates, it's a bag of spanners and I don't sound like I'm from Alabama, so I don't have a banjo neither, but my mate does and he's pretty damn good on it as well. The best feeling in the world is not love... it's when you finally get to the bog after spending most of the day busting for a shit... crass but true nontheless! I am currently very happy and sitting down. Now I'm standing up. I can still type whilst doing this, but only with one toe. I love the rain, especially when I'm indoors and don't have to go anywhere. My main ambition is to rule the world,but i know I'd get bored after a couple of day's and would have to give it away....somehow.. whilst typing all this..I seem to have grown another beard... and it's a keeper!

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