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Pandora

I bitch, therefore I eat cheese and pickle sandwiches

About Me

Ohhhhhhhh yes, it's ALL about ME! I am Kerrang! magazine's resident rock bitch, riot grrl and arch enemy of rock stars. It's not hate, you understand; it's more like an allergy. Although, I DO hate the fact that I LOVE their music. How the hell some of these idiots are able to create such delicious assaults on the senses is beyond me. But, hey, what can I say - I've made a fuckin' career out of this paradox, so shut me up now. OH! OH! OH! And for LIES about my past an' T-SHIRTS an' shit, get yer little bums over to RAYZELL.COM aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat www.rayzell.com



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My Interests

Custer? Zod? What the fuck...?!

I'd like to meet:

People who are cheesed off or in a pickle.

Music:

'A' to Zep and a Hole lot inbetween.

Movies:

The Crow (The first movie. The ONLY movie), The Last Seduction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Anythin' with Jay & Silent Bob in - even Dogma!, Memoirs Of A Geisha (Hatsumomo is SUCH a bitch....), Girl Interrupted,The Alien movies (Ripley KICKS ASS!), Gia, Ghost World, oh, and The Phantom! Hey, don't knock the fuckin' Phantom; It's a bit of a family tradition to like The Phantom - he's my Auntie P's favourite superhero! Seriously. She even had her version of his skull throne made, which, I gotta admit, I do like to lounge in myself when I'm browsin' through my latest ish of K!.

Television:

Brat Camp. Otherwise, I have it on for background noise - which is usually drowned out by my CD player. KERRRANNNNNNG!!!!!!

Books:

More into mags. Love a beer and a mag.

Heroes:

Myself. Truly. I look up to myself. I think I'm great. Everyone should worship the ground they walk on.And, of course, there's The Phantom! HA! REALLY! My Auntie P brought me up on him; he was the FIRST EVER superhero and SKULLS were his emblems. He was wearin' a skull ring and skull belt buckle before any rocker! And he lives in a Skull Cave! Now THAT is fuckin' ULTIMATE! Also, there are the parallels between the Pandora dynasty and The Phantom: 'The Man Who Never Dies'. He appears to live forever, because his descendants carry on the tradition. Kinda like me takin' over from my Auntie P, who older K! readers knew as 'Pandora Peroxide'. Once, yeeeeeears back, when Ray Zell (the old fuck who I allow to illustrate my exploits...) 'tried' to leave Kerrang!, legendary Kerrang! editor Geoff Barton talked him out of it and told Zell he couldn't go - because Pandora will ALWAYS be in Kerrang!. Which, was kinda like this cool curse. HA! So, maybe I'm Pandora: 'The Bitch Who Never Dies'! Unless, of course, Zell kicks the bucket. But, then again, we could always find some other sucker to take over the strip. And, who knows, maybe the new bloke'll settle on a constant size to draw my fuckin' tits....! ..