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About Me


Devlyn is the lead singer of a tribute band called Flatfoot Sharpsuit formed in reverence of The Zen Hussies and named after their classic debut LP released in 1956.
Devlyn is a convincing lookalike of the legendary jazz typist and crooner Jonah Flatfoot who led the band through a long career spanning four decades and over thirty albums. Devlyn even met the great man himself at his retirement home in Worthing whilst performing community service back in the nineties and got to mimic the flatfooted one's every performative nuance, those who saw the Zen Hussies back in their heyday agree that Devlyn Sinclair is uncannily close to the original, but with a nicer bum and better breath.
Devlyn is available for performance at all manner of functions, after dinner speeches etc...his agent can be reached at [email protected]

The Zen Hussies

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Icke, David Attenborough, David Bellamy and anyone else called Dave*, Jonah Flatfoot, Acker Bilk, owners of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Yachts and philanthropists,(can you own a philanthropist?) the late great Fred Dibnah, Vyvyan Stanshall, Don Bilston, Django Reinhardt, Henry Much (my vaudeville singer grandad), Sir William Stanier FRS, Lonnie Donegan, Lonnie Johnson, Eddie Lang , Bix Beiderbecke, Satchmo, Spike Milligan, Heath Robinson, Rabelais, Nigel Molesworth chiz chiz... oh yes, and a cheap piano tuner... *except David frickin' I was in Baywatch and have a talking frickin car Hasselhoff whom frankly I've just heard too much about this summer...

My Blog

Off to live with the pixies!

If you go down to the woods today beware of the Devlyn that may be lurking in the undergrowth communing with the little people, trapping squirrels and a-gathering nuts and berries...in true Hancock st...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Pistols at dawn with Jamie Cullum

I will at last be enjoying the pleasure of challenging that 'Jazz' dirtshit Jamie Cullum to a duel, twenty paces then a swift dogshit hurled at his exiguous frame with pinpoint accuracy in front of Th...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Open Cabaret Invitation

Wednesday 13th December, a brand spanking spangly 'Open Cabaret' at Mr Wolfs... Bristols' top small live venue. Devlyn Sinclair OBE  hosts  the evening and invites leftfield acts, music, ca...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:55:00 GMT

How to really wind-up high st charity workers

They really get my goat you know, I'm walking thorough town today in a pretty emotional mood as there has just been a tragic early death in my family and am asked by three of these tabard wearing hipp...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:57:00 GMT

More rant about smoking

A while back, a girl I know told me that I should never give up smoking as it was part of my 'cheeky chappy' persona. I thought what a load of crap, is my personality no bigger than a fricking roll up...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:33:00 GMT

Twats who still think smoking is cool

I was just listening to some Scottish Dirtshit on Radio 4 arguing against the proven ill effects of passive smoking. I was a smoker for 21 years from the age of 13, and finally managed to completely q...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Vote Devlyn for Doctor Who!

I think blogging might be just another five minute wonder for me, it all gets a bit tedious, having to constantly inform ones' creditors and admirers of ones' reflections and activities in a witty and...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:28:00 GMT

Chas n Dave deliver the goods...

Cor Blimey strike a light guvnor, didn't 'arf 'ave a radox wiv 'em cheeky cockney chappies, even tho' they is stone bleedin' deaf and abit shimmy since they gave up the Bertie Mews...we had a right ol...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:22:00 GMT

Jive Dance and Woods Rum

Lovely stuff...lindyhoppers making whoopee to tea Jay julesys' jive-by last night! The star and garter rockin' and hollerin' into the wee hours...Dutty Ken digging the jam y'know...good crowd and me n...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:26:00 GMT

Ripped to the tits with Foxaque

Me, the wife and Arthur Foxaque , that contemptably caustic Cardiif crooner, got thoroughly blotto last night via the ingress of several bars, played strange jazz together at the Old Duke, Mr Wolfs' a...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:54:00 GMT