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Teo's Carpet

keepin' it reel - tweekin' the stock

About Me

I like cherries. I like the smell of cherries. I love cherries. CHERRIES! Patrick Swayze is sexy with his two rubber titties. That last sip tasted like DIRT. "The right answer is coming up."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/30/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/bloodypenismint
Band Members: Mr. Unconscious and Dr. Beefcurtain
Influences: crack (3rd St.), Vinnie Vincent Invasion, hookers (2nd St.), blood, penis (Cass Ave.), Pavement, mint, knob tweekin', Iron Maiden, hawaii thunderfuck weed, laughter, alcohol, dad?, the Last Poets, pterodactyls, Charlie Sheen sitcoms, pewter figurines, adults, 15 year olds, paperweights (snowy city globes), Mahavishnu Orchestra, freak circus, voivod dvd, Dudley's dad, shitty computer music programs, pissin' christian, a. lamar gould, that girl with the star tattoos all up the back of her legs ('cause damn), Fugazi, stolen cars, IMAX porn, Minutemen, sparty windmills, the Phone Zone, opening 20 minutes of Spun, teo's carpet bootlegs, pain killers, tropical fish, that long Dixie Witch jam, Sealab, Stryper and lost nipples.
Sounds Like: Rollie Fingers' moustache and an unwashed nutsack thrown into a blender with a splash of Murphs 'n shit.
Record Label: shooing them away
Type of Label: None

My Blog

new song added

just added - "Straight Cash" our latest #1 smash hit.
Posted by Teo's Carpet on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:11:00 PST