Molasses
OK, look, this isn't a joke journal, and I'm not pretending to be "Mr Horse" from Ren & Stimpy.
Just because I'm a huge fan of Ren & Stimpy does not mean that I will have anything in common with you or even like you.
SO DO NOT ADD ME ON THE PREMISE OF MY USER NAME.
THANK YOU.
God. You people.
I can't believe I had to write that.
Also, I WILL NOT LIKE YOUR EMO FUCKING ROCK BAND. I DO NOT LIKE EMO. I DO NOT LIKE YOUR DEFINITION OF "ROCK". I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHITTY POP BAND EITHER. IN FACT, YOU MAKE ME VIOLENTLY SICK. GIVEN THE CHANCE, I WILL KILL YOU, STOMP ON YOUR GRAVE AND PISS ON YOUR TOMBSTONE. THEN I WILL DIG YOU UP AND TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CORPSE AND SET IT ON FIRE. THEN I WILL MUTILATE YOUR FAMILY, TIE THEM UP AND LET THEM BE EATEN ALIVE BY A PACK OF STARVED CHICKEN.
As it stands, I am the chairman of the Copenhagen, Denmark based dark underground culture & music association Club Metropolis.
I will, therefore, at the very least be interested in your hardcore, punk, electro, death metal, black metal, experimental, industrial, mathcore, breakcore, synth, IDM, dark ambient, power electronic, power noise, technoise, techno, drum n bass, glitch, hip hop, synth, jazz, neofolk, neoclassic, avant garde, ska, ragga, reggae, jungle, grindcore blah blah blah.
If you have a band that sounds even remotely related to any of the above genres, feel free to give me a heads up.
Thanks.
Murder
Kirk Douglas