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Polly Eurethane

I am here for Friends

About Me

retard / garbage pail kid

My Interests

vomit extrordinaire.

avid robot/wombat lover.

amputees are also quite fascinating.

i also enjoy reading in excessive amounts, astronomy, and sniffing armpits

I'd like to meet:

hot slits, little d

Music:



if i had to choose two favorite bands:
[mr.bungle]
[samhain]
other stuff i've been listening to:

peeping tom
old metallica
jimi hendrix

Movies:

star wars
star wars
star wars
grindhouse

italian horror
70's sleaze horror
60's/70's euro-sleaze horror
anything old, shitty and horror

Television:

ren & stimpy. the ripping friends. the young ones.BOOMERANG! network cartoon network. History International

Books:

violent/macabre comics and homoerotic vampire novels... innard-destroying, incestuous witches

the harry potter series

prisoner of the horned helmet, lords of destruction, tooth and claw, plague of knives

Heroes:



My Blog

spineless (crash and burn, motherfucker)

swimming through seas of fake identities and misguided souls, i've finally reached the island of truth and purity... now i'm armed with my machine gun soul, ready to take out any motherfucker who tri...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

assholes grow on trees

being a good person vs. being a piece of shit : which takes more willpower? which takes more courage?   ..> compassion noun 1.  a deep awareness of and sympathy for another's suffering...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

i really want a goat skull

meaty or bare, either way's cool.  
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

yes sir, FUCK YOU SIR

well i've been back home all stankin' day today and how many people have i gotten to see?   ZERO. i cry now.  PUNKS!  ...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST

vomit journal

i just realized what a grand idea this would have been if i'd actually come up with it about two months ago.  i suppose i could go ahead and start, although i think without any pictures of the a...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

HOLY CRAP, BATMAN!!!

this is fuckin' ridiculous... i gotta pee every FIFTEEN MINUTES and my poop is THIS COLOR!!! i'm sure everyone wanted to know ...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

later tater, alabamer

taking a nearly three week long road trip - leaving thursday evening. if i've actually called you to hang out this week and you didn't call me back, you totally suck donkey balls.  i don't think...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:18:00 PST

jucifer friday aug. 17th !!!

Friday,  Aug. 17th @ the Flying Monkey ...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

your face makes me laugh

damn.  last night was about the best self-esteem boost i could have ever gotten.  surrounded by worms, i felt like a hawk! ...
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

it's about time i get my fix

JUCIFER AUG. 17th @ the monkey SEPT. 1st @ the Nick (bham) THANK FUCKING SATAN
Posted by Polly Eurethane on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST