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Neil Reza

If I offend you, please call 1-800-Don't-Give-A-Shit

About Me



My name is Neil Reza. I was born and raised here in San Jose. I'm a comic who have been performing for a few years. I started my career at the Gaslighter Theater in Downtown Campbell and continued their until it closed in 2006. After that I tried The Kings Head Pub along with a few private shows.

I'm now a professional drinker/ writer/ guerrilla fighter/ Political and Social Critic. I qualify because I drink lot. I also write a a lot of blogs, short stories, and poems. I qualify as a guerrilla fighter since I read Che's book. I also have a lot to say about this sad world of ours we live in and how the Bay Area is just perfect.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody intresting who says somthing that is worth a damn!

Music:

Bob Dylan
The Clash
Frank Sintra
Johnny Cash

Movies:

I like to watch a lot of movies on my free time. I like movies cause I see them as a form of art that is exspressed through the movement of pictures to created a visual that takes us to another world for 1 happy hour. I have a lot of favorites.

Television:

I'm not going to lie or bullshit you by saying that I don't watch TV cause its bad or I'm too good for it. I watch TV sometimes and I have a few shows I don't like missing.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
From Russia With Love
Catch-22
The Longest Day
The Seven Pillers of Wisdom
The Rum Diary

My Blog

To All Citizans of the United States

Today you must take on the resposblity by going out and vote. Its Tuesday and their is nothing you are doing that is more important then this. In this election you will determin who will be in the Pre...
Posted by Neil Reza on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

The 2008 Joke of the Union Adress

Last night the biggest failure of the millennium, George W. Bush, gave his annual speech before congress. No surprise but Fox News broadcasted the event while other news channels had better things to ...
Posted by Neil Reza on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

Coming Soon: A History of the American People

I would like to annoce that I'm begining a serise of blogs entitled A History of the American People (a pun on Winston Churchills book). This is a series of long blogs that tell the history of America...
Posted by Neil Reza on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

How To Get Away With Drinking and Driving!

We all know that drinking and driving is dangerous but sometimes our destination is not that far and we don't have enough money for a cab. Also you won't leave your car infront of a bar or have anoth...
Posted by Neil Reza on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

The 5 Dumbest Questions I Have Ever Heard !

At school or at work your boss always say that "their is no such thing as a stupid question". They say that for two reasons, one might be so that every one can speak up whats on their mind the second ...
Posted by Neil Reza on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

Rembering 2007 2 weeks after the New Year!

Well, 2007 ended last year and 2008 began with me shit faced like last year before. Now I want to remember all the shit that happened during 2007 in my life and the world. To some the world is outside...
Posted by Neil Reza on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Country Defenseless . . . . . From What ?

I don't know if any one recently heard the news that dose not relate to Buhto's assination but more local. Because of an F-15 chrash in Missouir all of the F-15's have been grounded until further insp...
Posted by Neil Reza on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:24:00 PST

Hope Every One Had A Merry Fucking X-Mas

Finally I'm glad X-Mas is over. All I have to do is now is put up with assholes returning their un-wanted shit they got from un-wanted relatives. That means I have to watch out for these psychos on t...
Posted by Neil Reza on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST

Illeagl immgration: Yes now its my turn to talk!

I personally don't give a shit about the issue on illegal immigration for one reason and that is no matter what people say, "Get business to stop hiring them", our politician will not under any circum...
Posted by Neil Reza on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

Jack Thompson is an Asshole and Giselle Pakeerah is a lying Bitch!

I just recently bought Manhunt 2 for the PS2. I know people say its better on Wii but I hate the Wii plus Manhunt was PS2 game and it should stay that way regardless. Manhunt 2 is still fun for the PS...
Posted by Neil Reza on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST