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SEARCHING FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ON MYSPACE (harder than I thought too!)

About Me

    I'm...
    A Graphic Artist... A Musician... A Programmer... A Father A really big jerk Funny (then again, looks aren't everything)
    Visit my official website: EricBrooks.Com for tons of cool freebies and downloads, blogs, rants, gossip and all sorts of crazy stuff.

My Interests

Long walks on the bea... wait. Who the hell takes long walks on the beach anyway??? Are there any beaches in the Poconos?

I'd like to meet:

That would be... YOU!
(Wondering why I asked you to be my friend? [CLICK HERE] )

ACHTUNG: 21 or older to be on my Friends List, PLEASE!
Yes Cupcake, I'm sure all of your friends tell you that you're "very mature for your age" (Big deal, most people pass me in the "maturity department" by the time they're 12 anyway!), but somehow, I don't think the judge is going to want to hear that... and neither will the 1,500 inmates I'll meet in the State Penitentiary, ok? No teenyboppers here.


BE SMART ON THE INTERNET! Protect yourself and your family, report cybercrimes and fraud, get involved at CyberAngels.Org .

Music:

R and B, Jazz, Metal... it's all good.

Please visit and add my Music page too!
http://www.myspace.com/ericbrooksmusic

Books:

I keep Ann Coulter's "Godless" in my bathroom. Just in case I run out of toilet paper.

My Blog

Making the fake camgirls work for me...

If you're a guy... it's inevitable. That hot babe wants to be your friend on MySpace. Several actually. You know the ones that have their webcam thing on the side? She wants to be your friend, you stu...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

Seriously... Cho was a pussy.

Yeah, I mean really. How tough can you be to pull a gun on a bunch of unarmed students? And I see a bunch of fucked-up kids on MySpace thinking he's some sort of role model? His EMO-spewing whinings i...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

The internet is sucking out our souls!!!

What amazes me is that I didn't realize I still had a soul left. In other news:No more photobucket videos on MySpace?Today MySpace made the decision to prevent Photobucket users from posting their vid...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

Happy Easter.... you dopes

My latest masterpiece on EricBrooks.Com.  Featuring my site's spokesmodel, the lovely Miss Randi.Is she a hottie or what? Gawd I love Redheads... Oh and she can tell your future too.Happy Easter,...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

How the gOdOfMiScHiEf spent his April Fools Day

Never a dull moment at Problem Adults.This year's April Fool's prank involving me selling my website to Jerry Falwell. (EEP!)Yeah, you should have the looks on everyone's faces as the entire site was ...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

I claim this blog for Technorati!

Technorati ProfileI bet you have no idea what this is about, right?Technorati is asking me to put this in so I can claim this blog along with my others.Shut up....
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

Me + Bored = TROUBLE

Anyone who knows me more than five minutes knows I've earned my nickname of "gOdOfMiScHiEf". Especially when I'm bored silly. That's always a recipe for mayhem.I think I'm going to become a born again...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

THE PROBLEM ADULTS.COM STORE

Well, we may have become more exclusive and snobby, but you can still buy our stuff!!!  HOT OFF THE PRESS!!!! Vixens of ClubX 2007 Calendar - $14.99ProblemAdults.Com has its own calendar. 12 Hi-R...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

WE SHALL OVERCOME (except in Pennsyltucky)

I had to work today... what the hell????? Every store was open and all but the Federal Government recognized Dr. King's Birthday.I could go on with a long personal tribute to a man I respect greatly.....
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

So what part of 'Hey you psychotic, creepy, stalker bitch leave me ALONE' did you not get?

I learned something interesting lately. Guys get stalked on MySpace too. The women I can understand it happening to because most of the guys here are kind of pathetic social retards... but women getti...
Posted by Eric Brooks" on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST