Hi my name is Jim, and I'm and alcoholic
i do stand up comedy, so you should come see me... if i dont make u laugh I promise i will tickle each and every audience member individually... So if I knew you from years b4 write me so I can apologize for getting u pregnant and trying to talk u into getting an abortion from a puerto rican, but talk to me b4 I become famous so I dont think your just using me for the sex*, (Note about the sex, A TRAIN can watch)
Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Check out my stand up page! http://www.myspace.com/jimpanetta
