Thor

I'm Thor. I'm about three in human years and I'm a fucking badass, with a spiked leather collar to prove it. Fuck with me or Jackie and I'll swallow you whole. My wife named me after a big German guy.
A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? Nope
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Both, baby!
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Puppies
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? Neither, fuck water. My tongue does its job.
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I once swallowed a baby mouse whole!
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? See number four...
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? No thanks!
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? Nope
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Killing is my business.
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? Never
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? That's personal.
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? A long time ago. I'm not a big fan of cars...
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not really
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A yellowish hue...
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Indeed, I sleep out all the time.
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? Sure. Dogs are pussies.
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Baby rabbit, mmmm.
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? I would fucking kill anyone who tried to put nail polish on me.
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? Lay in the grass and kill things, of course.
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? Dead baby rabbit.
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