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Stinker & Buckley

Cats are for losers who live in apartments

About Me

"No" means "Not while they're looking."

My Interests

We like to knock stuff over or off of high places, cuddling with mommy, sticking our heads in the toilet, sitting in the window, humping blankets. We love tuna, salmon and fresh turkey.

I'd like to meet:

Other cool cats and animal friends.

Music:

We like most of mommy's music but some of it makes us run and hide under the bed. We like when mommy sings to us. Especially the Kitty Batman song.

Heroes:

Mommy and Daddy for giving us such a nice and loving home.

My Blog

Diary of a Cat

Day 183 of my captivity.My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.  The only thing that ke...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

A Kitten's Poem

Now I lay me down to sleepThe king size bed is soft and deepI sleep right in the center grooveMy human can't hardly moveI've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tightAnd here is where I pass the nightNo...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:06:00 PST

PLEASE READ

My mom found this article on FluffyTails.com and wanted to share it with everyone, especially cat owners... especially male cat owners. This very similar thing happened to me and because it was so se...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:58:00 PST

Senior Citizen

As of Monday, July 18, 2005 I will be a Senior Cat.  That's right, my birthday is Monday and I will be 5 (in human years).  Don't forget to wish me a happy birthday.  My mommy won't be ...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Updated ABC's of Stinker

A - Age : Almost 5 in human yearsB - Band listening to right now : NoneC - Career in future: Lazy ass kittyD - Dad's name: No dad, lots of unclesE - Easiest person to talk to: MommyF - Favorite song a...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I went to the vet today...

And it was horrible! I haven't been to the vet since I had surgery last September. But I needed to get my rabies and distemper vaccines updated and now that my mom works at an animal hospital and ge...
Posted by Stinker & Buckley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST