Rin-Pyo-Toh-Sha-Kai-Jin-Rets'-Zai-Zen... NIN!
I'm so cool I give myself frostbite when I masturbate.
I am Big Willy aka glokoma the sickness... a pretty faced Ron Jeremy (with a heart of gold)... I am very wild and fun and party-friendly (whatever that means)... I am a big dude, if any girls out there like that, feel free to holla (and holla back... and so forth, you know how it is)...
I'm an artist, a singer, a rapper and a song writer... I love life... I am just the shit, you're gonna have to trust me... I am a student, and I work in a Law Library ...ps, don't get the wrong idea from my group list... I'm not really like that... well... not really :) BOW BEFORE THE MAMMOTH! lol---------------------------------------------------------
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Alternate intro: my name is Willem. I am a writer/student/IT guy/Sex Guru/The coolest man alive. I have more style than those "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" guys, without the penchant for man-man buggery. I enjoy out of control bacchanals with scantily clad fashion models, drinking wines with suggestive names (such as "The Other"), reading, watching movies, writing my novel, driving, smoking marijuana, dancing, drawing, dressing like a GQ model, and making double entendres... because let's face it, I'm bringing sexy back.I rock the "boy band chinstrap"... I am the innovator of a new style of dress that I call "Rebel with a Job"... where I combine business attire with my leather jacket and Reeboks. In a year or so, people will be dressing this way all over the place. I'm always ahead of the trends... I wish those MTV bastards would stop copying me.I have a soft spot for animals and small children... so I'll be all cool and mobsteresque one second, and then immediately go all fuzzy and soft when I come into contact with a kitten or toddler... or a toddler with a kitten... all that sentimental bullshit. I am the quintessential "bad boy with a heart of gold."
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------------------------------Alternate intro 2: I'm Willy...I'm extremely amorous. I'm also smarter than everyone and I'm a real dick about it! ;pI'm the biggest and the baddest, but at heart, I've got a giant soft spot. I rock black leather and pimp curls... but I'll totally go soft over a small child or a fuzzy animal... I like making pretty girls smile. I like making less pretty girls feel prettier. I just like girls... especially "exotic looking" girls. I'm loose with my mouth sometimes, but I never get fresh unless I get a clear cue. Give me an inch, I take an inch.I also like martial arts, philosophy, literature (I'm trying to be a novelist), art and making art, music: singing and playing my keyboard, studying the arts of the kama sutra, cooking (well), movies, weed, good wine, and high impact sex in the reverse cowgirl position... ummmm... what else?I'm funny as hell, and will, at least once in your lifetime, make you piss yourself laughing. Be prepared.
Introducción alternitiva numero tres (en español): Me llamo Willy. Soy un hombre para el siglo nuevo. Mi mente es por mi gente. Mi gente son todos los gentes. Me gusta las mujeres, no chicas, mujeres. Solo crecida y atractiva. No soy “R Kellyâ€. Puedo hago lo todo. Me gusta bailar, soy bueno. Llámeme “MJâ€, porque tengo los movimientos. Hablo las palabras cuales hacen tus rodillas temblan. Rico, Rico. Guillermo el suave… pero no soy un papichulo. Hablo estas palabras solomente a ver una sonrisa en tu cara. Soy salvaje… un pocito, pero soy muy fiel. Mis amigos son muy importantes. Me gusta comer… todos las cocinas del mundo. Es lo porqué soy grande. Estudio los artes marcÃales. Soy el ninja, “Yoshifujiâ€. Es el ninja de las montañas. Puedo mato una persona con mis dedos, pero paso la trayectoria de paz. Llevo una chaqueta de piel, negro. Soy el hombre mas chévere en todo el mundo.
PIX!Pretty in profile
I'm hairy like the wolf... too much testosterone
Give us a kiss
I got big lips...
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
Your Love Type: ESTP
The Doer
In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet.
For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone.
Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty.
However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily.
Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ
What's Your Love Type?
What Is Your Seduction Style?I'm more than a hustler I'm the definition of it. Master chef, lord of the kitchen cupboard.My Personal Philosophy:
