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PAPRIKA!!!!!!!!

I'm the best there is & theres nothin to it! I wake up in the mornin & I piss excellence!

About Me

found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments My name is Alexis as u can see but i go by many others Biscuit, Biz, Bizquito, young Biz, Biscuithead, bizqueta, Bookie (only my baby calls me that) pancake, panacaca from cacapan! Lex, Lexi-pooh, Lexi-D, mommy, mami, fire hydrant(Chino pissed on me!!!), Mexican (thank u Wang) Look... call me whatever u want just don't call me 3rd on a blunt!! Anyways, I have a beautiful little babygirl Amaya who's 4 years old thats my world. I am not with her father he's a big terd, altho we're on better terms now but thats another story (sorry baby daddy). I'm Bi-sexual and not at all ashamed of it! I absolutely love women they fascinate me there like eye candy (not all sweet tho) I just love those lucious lips, hips, ass, and thighs especially if they come with sum nice eyes & soft feet :) I know i'm over here talkin about how much i love women but I'm actually in a relationship with my baby Cam it's kinda crazy he was like my first boyfriend....awwww.... he's been apart of my life for like 17 years it's been on and off but no matter how many times we lost contact he never stopped being my friend which is sumthing i truely appreciate I Love You Cameron (and ur beard)!. there's so much about me i don't even know where to begin so to make this easy on me i'm not gonna tell u anything else!! so if u wanna know u'll just have to ask...Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are an Indifferent Ex
You're not one of those girls who thinks about her exes - or even remembers them
"Love 'em and Leave 'em" is your motto. And your break ups tend to be a clean break.
It's a nice strategy to have, and guys appreciate your total lack of emotional baggage.
But just a little reminder: it is okay to remember the good parts of your past, even with exes. What Kind of Ex Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You??BEING A MOM? ?? Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ? ? I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ? I never thought about immunizations. ? ? Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ? ? Pooped on. ? ? Chewed on. ? ? Peed on. ? ? I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ? ? I slept all night. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ? ? Or give shots. ? ? I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ? ? I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ? ? I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ? ? I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ? ? I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. ? ? I never knew that I could love someone so much. ? ? I never knew I would love being a Mom. ? ? Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. ? ? I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. ? ? I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. ? ? I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. ? ? Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. ? ? I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. ? ? I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.

My Interests

-I love to dance thats like my first love i go out to clubs 2 dance not to sit on the sideline to look pretty, and if its not a club night i will turn the music all the way up and dance my little heart out right on my living room floor. -I definately love to spend my quality time with my stinky montser she's a balls of energy but it's good for me she keeps me going. -I also love to read & I like my quiet time so I'll grab a book lay down somewhere whether it be at the park while my daughter runs around or at home on the sofa. I love to cook, food makes me happy. and Sleep when I have free time i LOVE to sleep

I'd like to meet:

..Any & Every1 especially people i haven't spoken to in years or my Boo Angelina J.!!! I'm open to meet new ppl. just don't come at me tryna spit game i'm good in that department.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alexis
Birthday: 12-18-83
Birthplace: Seacuacus, NJ
Current Location: Essex County
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Brown with all shades of caramel highlights
Height: 5'
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite
Your Heritage: African American/Puerto Rican/Spaniard
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink & White Chanletas
Your Weakness: not telling
Your Fears: being a failure, Spiders, something happening to my Daughter
Your Perfect Pizza: x-tra sauce with fresh garlic & spinach on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stability
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta brush my daughters teeth her breath be rockin!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes and complexion (altho i wish i was a couple shades darker)
Your Bedtime: anywhere btwn 2am-5am I party way to much
Your Most Missed Memory: 63 Amherst my old crib all the late night get togethers we had wit my boys Gus r.i.p.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK all day!
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no more stoges for me i quit!!! it's been like 4 months almost
Do you Swear: i have a potty mouth i cuss way to much
Do you Sing: yea but thats not a good thing lol
Do you Shower Daily: if i said no would that make me a dirt ball??? haha wit this heat sumtimes need to shower twice
Have you Been in Love: yes and it's such a beautiful thing
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: Kind of scared of marriage but if what i have continues to grow as it does with each day he might change my veiw on that
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad yes my mother and i r getting alot better
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, unless i just str8end my hair and was planning on going out
Do you play an Instrument: i play all instruments just not like how u'd like to hear them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm pretty sure i'm still drunk from last night
In the past month have you Smoked: not stoges
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the great greenery
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: drunk is what they call me
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep/Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Boss
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil/Australia/Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: grey
Favourite Hair Color: any as long as it matches ur complexion
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 6' or better for guys 5'3 for the ladies
Weight: 200lbs for guys 120-135lbs for the ladies
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits ur style and is comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: 10 different kinds i think (so glad those days r over)
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i've made mistakes that i've learned not to rgret cuz i am who i am bcuz of those mistakes and i like who i've become

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! This is for all my homies ya'll will like this (thank u Isy-Pooh)...FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsREAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did waswrong.REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...but that shit was fun!"FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.REAL FRIENDS: cry with youFAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes fromyou.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd isdoing.REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you'vehad enough.REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place andsay "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit aboutyou.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

Music:

I like it all, i'm definatly in2 my old school anything from the 70's the jackson 5, the stylistics, Peabo Bryson, Bill Withers, Earth, Wind, & Fire, Stevie Wonder, Luther, Aretha, Patti Labelle, Billy holiday, Louis Armstrong, Gladys Knight, Rick James, Tina Marie, Sam Cooke. then i got my hip-hop & R&B, OUTKAST (1 of my favorites)Nas, A-Team 2pac, Biggie, Big L, Big Pun, EPMD, Mob Deep, Luda, Jim Jones, Dipset, The ROOTS, T.I., Beanie Seigal, LOX, Talib, Mos Def, Dead Prez, Bone-Thugz, Common, Papoose, Aliesha Keys, Anthony Hamilton, Erica Badu, Chris Brown, Mary J, India Aire, Musiq, AKON, Neyo, Ghostface, Jill Scott, Floetry, PINK (I luv her) Maraiah, Justin Tim., CIARA ( i love her new album) then we got reggea Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Sizzla, Beanie Man, "Sean-da-Paul" lol, Buju, Rianna yo I'm a music fanatic i can go on forever i like Nickelback, Maroon 5, Phil Collins, Evanessence(1 of my favorite)Lincoln park, queen, Red hot chilli peppers! greenday and yes Twisted, ICP, monoxide, tito Puente, celia cruz etc.

Movies:

the first 20 mins of full metal jacket, Wedding Crashers is my all time favorite at the moment Vince Vaughn is the shit!!!! American history X, 40-year-old-virgin, Life, anything by Tyler Perry, Alice in Wonderland, Original Sin, Lord of war, Sin City, Natural Born Killlers, the long kiss good night, Enemy of the state, Con-air, murder at 1500, Madagascar, anything with Richard Pryor in it, Love and Death (mostly all Woody Allen flicks he's Hilarious) Talladega nights, Set it Off, The Color Purple, Super Troopers, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Major Payne, Scarey Movie, Transformers, Ever After,Crash, The Devils Rejects, House of Wax yo the list goes on I love blockbuster nights!!!! cook a good meal invite over sum friends pop in a flick, eat, smoke and chill definately a good time!

Television:

Good Times, Sanford & Son, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen, Miami Ink, Sapranos, The wire, The L word, Prision Break, My Wife and Kids, Bernie Mac show, Dave Chapelle, In Living Color, scrubs, Survivor Man, I love New York, 1st 48hrs, My Wife and Kids, and my FAVORITE SpongeBob! as u can see I like to laugh

Books:

Caucasia, the Coldest Winter Ever, anything by Maya Angelou, and anything by Donald Goines (dopefiend my favorite!) Convicts Candy, Step on a Crack, the Catcher and the Rye, Sistah Souljah, Yesterday I Cried by Iyanla Vanzant

Heroes:

My dad he has sacrificed so much and still does to make sure he's family is more than ok, he also is the only GOOD role model in my life the only one to show me what a person of good morality should be. My Momma strongest women I know she was told 7 years ago she had 3 months to live due to tumors they found in her brain and she's been just fine living life almost as anyone else thanks to her faith in God and holistic healing love u Momma! Also my daughter Ms. Amaya Perry she helped me grow up and become a responsible human being. She also showed me what true love is thank u princess!

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Posted by PAPRIKA!!!!!!!! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST