†HaZeL~EyeD AngeL†

..i really, really do..however..Let me take this opportunity to clarify a few things, give you a few guidlines to follow before you waste your time and your game on me. after all, i'm sure that there are plenty of women out there who would love to be your next victim - i'm not one of them. with that said, away we go.... if your myspace page is an homage to tits, ass, or contains video of some dude crankin out his nutt on some chicks face.. ** if you are over 25 and live at home with your momma, not due to extinuating circumstances but because it obsolves you of adult responsibilities..** if you drive a tractor to work, wear overalls to the "office" or keep the majority of your teeth in a cup on the bathroom sink..** if your idea of leisure reading is scanning through the articles of this months playboy to discover what the centerfold's favorite color is..** if you can't find even the tiniest bit of humor in religious icons, political leaders, retards, yourself, family members, paraplegics or life in general..** if you are of the opinion that 'blazin' is an actual occupation that you are severly underpaid for and not a rare recreational activity..** if you currently have a wife, girlfriend, mistress or more baby's momma's than you have fingers on your left hand..** if you are seriously disturbed by the fact that i have far more male friends than i have female friends, or more black friends than white..** if you feel an insatiable need to persuade me to change my hair color, weight, style of dress, musical preference, habits or vices..** if you are currently incarcerated, are scheduled to be incarcerated, on work release or house arrest, even though you are "innocent"..** if you are of the opinion that all white girls that date brotha's only listen to rap, are easy, live in trailers and speak fluent ebonics..** if you believe that telling me how sexy i am, how much you loved my profile or how big ur cock is will make me drop draws immediately..** if you are easily intimidated by a woman with intelligence and dont have a grasp on the fine art of sarcasm..** if you are currently googling the definitions of more than 4 of the words that you just read because you seriously have the vocabulary of a 1st grader..** DON'T BOTHER!!! ..cause then i will have to take at least 2 minutes out of my busy schedule to as eloquently as i can tell you to go fuck yourself and quite frankly i dont have the time nor the inclination.. so for the 2 of you left that none of this applies to...feel free to holla at ya girl!! by the way - my name is brandy - NOT shawty, babygirl or boo..you gotta EARN that right and we dont know each other like that so - brandy..remember it - write it down - there will be a test later.