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About Me

I'm Milkweed, Queen of The O.K. Corral. I hate crows, especially that one that taunts me outside of the window! I also have thumbs which makes me extra special royalty. If you get in my way, I'll run you right over, I'm mad and mean. My temper is always flaring like a pack of hemroids. I'm 13 years old so don't even try to get up in my grill!

My Interests

Hissing, swatting, and spitting.

Movies:

HowThe Grinch Stole Christmas

Television:

I don't watch that stupid ass box that the humans are always staring at if that's what you're talking about.

Books:

I throw up on them.

Heroes:

George W. Bush and anyone else who enjoys war, killing, and killing machines. I tried to sign up for The War in Iraq but they are not accepting female cats at this time so I say "Curse them all!"

My Blog

New Kittens

I saw them! Rotton little kittens trying to be cute. I saw when the door was opened. The door they have kept closed for 3 weeks now. They brought in that idiot Oakey when I was 1 yr old and that ...
Posted by Milkweed on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

Opossum

There is now this putrid looking, creepy opossum which comes to my window every night on the tree limb around 3:00 a.m. It just looks at me...wishing it could be me, but it can't because it is j...
Posted by Milkweed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Three Cats

There's three new cats outside my window and I'm pissed. These fucks don't know who I am. If they come in here I'll claw there asses without warning! Prancing around outside, thinkin' they're free ...
Posted by Milkweed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST