Carrying around my plastic grocery bag full of mysterious, unknown contents (maybe it's cold pizza... maybe it's rotten vegetables... maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life), eating my melty candy bars really loudly while standing too close to you in line, suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs alot, like right when you walk by. Saying cool phrases that are almost one word, and not quite another (ex. "oh, expardon me"), smelling like pea soup, calling at dudes like they were ladies, being extremely sketchy and giving StrongSad nightmares.
Other people that are sooo cool that nobody else knows that they're cool. Sure, everyone else thinks that we're sickos or creepy, but we know that it's just that our coolness factor is off the radar.