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About Me

Man where would i begin, i was born in Santiago, Chile lived there till 10 then moved to NJ where i stayed there till mid high school. I have family in NY, Long Island and in Canada so i vistied often. Senior year i moved to Pittsburgh and then moved here to CA. I'm a mix of many things,,, like dork/ geek/ nerd/ party boy/ etc....i guess the best way to know me is to say hi and getting to know me. I love to have fun everywhere i go ,, and love to make poeple laugh,,i rather be different and wierd than normal and boring. If you want to know more just say hello! dont be scared i dont bite..but if you want me to,, i can ;)LIVE LONG STRONG BAD! hahaha
You smoke a joint. Perks: When on the run from the law, you can easily
get rid of the evidence without losing any
valuable smoking devices. And if you are found
with just papers, you can believeably claim
having them for tobacco use. Also, you can make
some really good joints out of flavored papers,
if you care to.
how do you smoke your weed?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have met allot of people, some good some bad some fake some tall some fat some thin,, you get the idea.So im not scared to meet anyone, very open minded just have common sense, some humor,, and dont be fake,, ill sniff that out.
What fucking great jams THESE ARE!KORN YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE!DaftPunk...need i say more? other than I WISH I WAS THERE!

Music:

Everything,, it usually depends on what mood i am in but here is a playlist with all my fav music:

Movies:

MATRIX, STAR WARS, too many to name
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Television:

EVRYTHING YOU CAN THINK OFF LOL

Books:

DOOM, James and the Giant Peach ,, love that spider! I have been readin my CCNA books......

Heroes:

MY FREINDS ARE ALL MY HEROES WHERE WOULD I BE WITH OUT THEM! P.S. FOR ANYONE THAT I MISSED IM SORRY!!! BUT IM SURE YOU ARE IN THE PICTURES SOM EHWERE IN MY BLOGS ;) I HAVE SOO MANY FRIENDS SOOO LITTLE SPACE ;)

My Blog

I.F.H Mondays

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Posted by Simon on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:57:00 PST

BRACE YOURSELF! (GOT TO LOVE IT)

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Posted by Simon on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST

MY FUCKING ANKLE

So im getting drunk with perm at tysons house and then we left to go pick up his cell at his house cause we were on the hunt for MJ... and went to Tina's work only for us after 12 beers felt our bladd...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

Uncomfortable Survey ( to some not me)

1. Longest real relationship?3.2 Years 2. shortest relationship:1 week, HEHE ya ya i know but hey she lied and after months of talking first thing she does is lie.. fawk that.. im out.3. How many boyf...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:31:00 PST

ITS BIG BEAR TIME AGAIN !!!! YOU WANA GO?

I copied Kristines Blog.. ya ya im lazy soo what! *************************************************** BIG BEAR 2008 BABY!!!! ARE YOU READY??? Ok everyone its official I booked the cabin and got every...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:15:00 PST

Doremi Cinema Hits 2700 Installation Mark for its DCP-2000 Cinema Server

Doremi Cinema Hits 2700 Installation Mark for its DCP-2000 Cinema Server Doremi Cinema is pleased to announce that it has reached the 2,700 installation mark for its DCP-2000 cinema server. The DCP-20...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

Christie Projectors Part of Largest 3-D Cinema Deployment in the World

CYPRESS, Calif.-Apr 3, 2007Christie Projectors Part of Largest 3-D Cinema Deployment in the World67% of REAL D Worldwide Installations use Christie DLP Cinema® Projectors Christie, a global lead...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

One of the best comments i have ever gotten...

Sarah Dec 24, 2006 5:35 AM I am so sick of this shit... 1. If you think Simon is only wanting sex, not only are you totally fucking stupid, but you need to listen to a word he fucking says...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

BIG BEAR TRIP! 07

It is that time of year again, dust off your boots and board and head out with us to the Yearly Big Bear Trip!!!DATE: January 19-21, 2007CONTACT: MEI was planning on looking for a bigger place this ye...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:47:00 PST

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COME OVER MY HOUSE

This is just one of the things that might happen when you come over to my house... the power of the DORK will flow threw you to create one funny fucking pic... See below:----FUCKING DOM! AHAHAHAHCANT ...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST