Eye

I am the eye of a Japanese man. You may say I am a Japs eye. Thats me with the flowers, Eye1. Never mind Eye2, hes a cunt!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~The source of my frustration and deep sadness: I was convinced there was a market for insect porn! I hired many an arachnid actor and casted them in movies, -my favourite was the Black widdow with a lesser known actor, (thanks to Diana Ross for the rights to 'Sweetest Hangover'. Complemented the scene beautifully). I had many photos, mags, back catalogues but I couldnt flog it anywhere! No one wanted it! After much market research finding out what peoples sexiest insect was I had my epiphany!People didnt want to watch insects-THEY WANTED TO WEAR THEM! And so the Insect Underwear Store opened!-Tokyo, Milan, Paris....People couldnt get enough of the EARWIG PANTIES, the WOODLICE TEDDY, and our best seller- for the special lady in your life..the SILK COBWEB SET, spun by natures Perusian finest! Soon we had requests pouring in form all over the world! Stockings made from Moths wings! A teddy made from the skin of a dead monkey. People especially like the lingerie made from live insects so they could feel the insects crawling and fluttering against their skin!! Alas!This Eutopia could not last. We got shut down. Men came(no, not the ones that made me poo on the glass table infront of them and are always waiting in the wings for when im desperate for money or a drink, always ready always waiting to pay for sick acts of depravity!No these were real official looking guys with Macs and badges!) They wanted to investigate my back room and when they saw all the little Philipino kids-sorry I mean midgets! Sitting behind all those sewing machines, words like 'sweat shop' and 'slave labour' were flying round and then some of those little blighters managed to have whip marks on them....I spent a while in the Slammer for that one.