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Gwaar

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After a difficult Birth my Mother, realising I was afflicted with Ginger hair, had me taken away to be incinerated. Luckily still covered with blood and amniotic fluid I slipped from the midwifes hands and fell out a window and got lodged in a tree just outside. I don’t know how long I was in the tree before I was found and taken in by a friendly family of Red Squirrels. They cared for me, nurtured me, taught me to read and write and raised me as one of their own. I never felt unloved but I knew there was something different about me. I wasn’t as nimble and agile as my brethren and would often fall to the ground whilst leaping from tree to tree. One day I was sat in my favorite tree, nibbling my nuts, when I spotted a group of children playing in the wood. My Father had always taught me to fear these creatures, as they would kill me and use my glowing Ginger pelt as a rug or stuff my carcass and sit me as a trophy upon their mantle. I grew curious and decided to take a closer look. It was at this point that my life changed forever. I watched as they ran on two legs and grabbed at trees with their opposable thumbs and realised I was more like them than my own family. I approached my Father and he told me the whole story. After hearing what had befallen me I knew that I couldn’t stay in the woods any longer. I bid my family farewell and left for my new life amongst the humans.Myspace Graphics
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There are many a folk hero I'd like to meet, here are my top 4 1.Peter Beardsley 2.Peter Andre 3.Art Gwaarfunkel 4.Meat Loaf ............................................................ ....................... .......................I did meet Dame Thora Hird at a motorway service station once, twas a high I'm not likely to reach (without chemical aid)again. I also saw Tosh from the Bill at Robin hoods bay, I didn't actually know it was him due to the fact I never watced the bill but my mate pointed him out.
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These are the sort of people America hire to send into Space???!!

A Nasa astronaut donned a space nappy so she could drive 900 miles without a break - to confront her love rival. Lisa Nowak, who last flew into space in July, was determined to take on Colleen Shipman...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:57:00 GMT

What do you think?

As you may already know I'm going to be a Father. Take a few minutes to let me know what sex and stuff you think the baby will be.E.G- Twins one boy one girlYou can also post pictures of what you thin...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:58:00 GMT

Babies..

Well it's official.. I'm going to be a Father, I hope you don't mind me broadcasting it to you all like anyone is actually interested, I'm going to tell you anyway. Whatserface is up the duff, no long...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:20:00 GMT

SAVE MY FAMILY!!

The red squirrel is native to Britain, but its future is increasingly uncertain as the introduced American grey squirrel expands its range across the mainland. There are estimated to be only 140,000 r...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:32:00 GMT

Pair Use The Force For Jedi Religion (Quality!!)

Two self-styled Jedi Knights are stepping up an intergalactic campaign for formal recognition. Umada and Yunyun, also known as John Wilkinson and Charlotte Law, want the UN to acknowledge "The Force" ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:24:00 GMT