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Hoardmeister

Why Just Look Good When You Can Look BO-DAY-SHUSS?

About Me

Why shouldn't we larger ladies have the best fashion? I range throughout the country to bring back contemporary and vintage plus size clothing for YOU! My style is a little bit showy, a little bit outrageous, I love bright colors and dresses! Even full fledged drag queen costumes, in my new category,
A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!Right now, it'sVintage Springtime!
LATEST NEWS!
MATINEE NEW YORK, the premiere source for mens and womens vintage clothing for film and television, had THE MAD FASHIONISTA as a special guest at the MANHATTAN VINTAGE SHOW
at the Metropolitan Pavilion
Booth 18
125 W.18th Street, between 6th and 7th Avenues in Chelsea Friday: 4/25 1-8 pm
Saturday: 4/26 11am-6pm
Admission: $20
The Fashionista had more than two huge racks packed with the BEST plus-sized vintage clothing for spring and summer, including large-sized designer shoes! Only the finest for my customers, male, female, and everyone in between!
My live show, "DIARY OF A MAD FASHIONISTA," based on my blog, opened on February 27, 2008, as part of the annual New York Frigid Festival and was a smash hit! Your faithful correspondent received a profile in The Styles Section of The New York Times on February 28, 2008, and rave reviews from Glamour.com and newyorktheatrecorp.com!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
I have opened a NEW VENUE for the Finer Things, on www.specialistauctions.com, "THE MAD FASHIONISTA'S VINTAGE & MODERN"! Stocked with fine jewelry and even finer fashion, in sizes S to 10X!
MAY, 2007
My blog,Diary of A Mad Fashionista was featured in an article on the unfortunate rise in the popularity of skinny clavicles in The New York Times on May 10th, and has been widely syndicated across the country since then! To answer the questions I get asked most frequently:
1) No, I didn't know anybody at the Times, and I didn't get paid for it;
2) No, I didn't even know it was in the paper until my sister emailed me! That's show biz.
Bucky The Wonderdog, CEO of the House of Style, working hard as usual:
You can learn even more about how FABULOUS I am at my blog, where I dispense tips on couture and rage against crimes of fashion. Highlights appear here on this blog, and for the complete adventures of the Fashionista, you can go to:
DIARY OF A MAD FASHIONISTA

My Interests

Plus Size Womens Clothing, Plus Size Vintage Womens Clothing, shiny sparkly stuff aka Vintage Jewelry, my husband, spending way too much time on my computer, and of course my dog Bucky.
Here's just some of what you'll find at my Ebay Store, Elisa's Bodacious House of Style!




I'd like to meet:


George Clooney, Adrian Brody, Pink, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Kurt Cobain, and Marilyn Monroe. I like hot guys and dead people.

Here are some goodies from The Mad Fashionista's Vintage & Modern!




Music:

If it's loud and percussive, I love it! What? Did you say something? I can't hear you, could you repeat that? Nirvana, early Rolling Stones, Dead Kennedys, Rob Thomas before he wimped out, Green Day, Pearl Jam, U2, Frank Sinatra, very early Bing Crosby, most alternative "feel bad" music, Fred Astaire, various kinds of "fuck music."

Movies:

Almost everything made before 1980, except "It's A Wonderful Life." What can I say, I'm bitter! I particularly love movies from the 1920s-1950s, just about any genre if it's good enough! Buster Keaton is my personal love god, but he's 5 inches shorter than me. Good thing he's dead. If I could look like any actress from the movies, it would be either Ann Sheridan or Jeanette MacDonald. Or Jane Russell. Gotta have really big tits.WHAT KIND OF PIN-UP ARE YOU?

Television:

Clean House, How Do I Look?

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Long Day's Journey Into Night (I know it's a play but reading it blew me away), Sister Carrie, Dog Is My Copilot

Heroes:

Anyone and everyone with the courage to be themselves.

Here I am, performing in male drag as "Big Red" Berkowitz at the Manhattan Monologue Slam, January 2007!

My Blog

MORE GORGEOUS PLUS SIZE VINTAGE DRESSES!

DAHLINGS -The weather is warm, the Fourth of July roses on my terrace are blooming, and my assistant is spending the time she should be working staring out the window, a single tear running down her c...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:49:00 PST

How Does Ebay Resemble A Suicidal Teenager?

DAHLINGS -First of all, a disclaimer: there is no disrepect intended towards suicidal teenagers, their families and friends in this blog-thing. One recognizes the pain that such things cause in what i...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:30:00 PST

GORGEOUS PLUS SIZE VINTAGE AT MY SHOP ON SA!

DAHLINGS As I learned at the Manhattan Vintage Show, normal-sized women are crying out, "Where is the vintage I can wear?" Take heart, mes amis, the Fashionista is here to answer your call and bring ...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

The Manhattan Vintage Show vs. The Recession!

Dahlings I am still an exhausted shell of a woman after the Manhattan Vintage Show. Who knew that work could be so much&well, work??Hours on my feet being my fabulous self, turning on my thousand-wat...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

Come See Me At The Manhattan Vintage Show 4/25 & 4/26

DAHLINGS Brace yourselves! There has been a very good reason that yours truly has not been around to dictate this blog-thing. Even though I chastise myself for not attending to your need for my conti...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

TAXES -- and NO deductions for Bucky the Wonderdog!

DAHLINGS -I do wish I had come up with a cleverer title, but what is a tall blonde buxom style goddess to DO? I met with my accountant yesterday (a tall, irrestible man who is--yes--taller than moi), ...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

Again An Original! As Everyone Knows!

Errata: Said blog has changed its title, with apologies, saying it was an honest mistake. Friends we have in common agree...apparently your faithful correspondent is getting into the collective uncons...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:23:00 PST

Imitation Is The Insincerest Form of Flattery...

DAHLINGS It seems that my little blog-thing has garnered SO much attention (including being a favorite of one of the designers at Badgley-Mischka, although, I hasten to add, it is neither Badgley nor...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

Designer Duds for You, Dahlings!

DAHLINGS Whilst in hiding until my hair grows out, I have hardly been idle. In these entries I often mention Fashion In The True Sense, and today it is time to show a few of the designer items I have...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:20:00 PST

Disaster and Despair...A Bad Haircut!

DAHLINGS I awoke so unhappy this morning, so desolate, I knew that it was my duty to share it with you, my faithful readers.Your faithful correspondent has survived divorce, death, and severely horre...
Posted by Hoardmeister on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST