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Devil's Tease

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About Me

It's like jesus dropped from an airplane! We design and produce T-Shirts for you and your family! Make no mistake that if Satan himself needed something to wear to the church social he'd call us, god damnit! We don't claim to have the 'most offensive' or the coolest or even the most popular sayings, but we do have something to say and we're gonna say it on a T-Shirt. Some of you may like our shit and some of you may run for the hills with puke in your mouth. Either way, we are happy! From time to time we will be releasing new shirt designs so keep checking back. So if you have the cojones and don't give a good, goddamn about your immortal soul, click on the link below and prepare to get lovingly fondled by the great red beast himself!
New video featuring The Devil's Teasecake, downing wine and looking fine to the tune "El Diablo" by The Almighty Motochrist!!
If you haven't been to WWW.DEVILSTEASE.COM what are you waiting for?
If you want to be the talk of your next ritual orgy and a forerunner in the apocalyptic revolution, make sure you have a Devil's Tease link on your very own page! Just copy the text in the scroll box below and you can proudly display the Tease logo and let the world know what a twisted fuk you are! You'll be cooler than Bea Arthur's scrotum!

My Interests

We're gonna turn this category on its ear and call it WHAT WE HATE! Politicians and lawyers have to top the list. What a bunch of shit suckin vampires. Modern history books, because they lie. Wal-Mart. Dumbasses who think spending their time money and resources thinking of stupid crap to print on T-Shirts is a contribution to society. Wait that's us! We also ABSOLUTELY HATE the mass media, big corporations and the giant Log Breaker at Steak n Shake! We do however like pics of girls with our stickers on their asses!

I'd like to meet:

Judge Judy, Pontius Pilate, Ted Williams, and our babies daddies!

Music:

Do we really have to list the boring names of bands that we listen to? Isn't it all the fucking same anyway? You give me Jesus and Mary Chain's Psychocandy, Elvis' upper lip and pelvic region, Jack White's right arm, Jim Morrison's pen, a pile of rocks and a 16 year old kid and I'll produce a well rounded pissed off tired of the same old crap free thinking individual who one day could be the President.

Movies:

The kind we make in our basement lab. With the lights turned low. Hey there girlie, wanna be a star?

Television:

Any programming that has been preceeded by an Elvis style pistol whipping of the tube.

Books:

Olives and Moonstars by Cliff Porture. Your Suicide Inspires Me by John M. Koch. The Inside of a Witch Isn't Always Dirty by Joanna Frankelstein. And finally Where Do Those Crazy Kids Find All Of This Bullshit by JC Redeemer.

Heroes:

My 'family' priest, John Wayne and this fucking little mouse that runs around our warehouse. That little bastard is inspiration for a nation!

My Blog

X-Mas Sale, My Evil Minions!!!!

That's right our evil legion of fans. Now through January 5th we will celebrate the mythical birth of that do-gooding hippie by giving you, our devoted, slaytanic slaves a whopping 25% off ALL items i...
Posted by Devil's Tease on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

New Photos Added! Feel Free to Pleasure Yourself, Ya Sik Fuks!

We have just added new pics of the vivacious Devil's Teasecake sportin' our goods. They're not nekkid, but if you close your eyes and think real hard.....they will be! Lubrication is optional. The Tea...
Posted by Devil's Tease on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

Tiger Beat Exclusive! Devils Tease Secrets Revealed!

During our span of time here on MySpace, we have been bombarded with thousands of questions from our legions of drooling hordes. While normally far too busy with our slaytanic, jet-setting, and overin...
Posted by Devil's Tease on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST

New Motherfukkin' Video!

Yes my lil' minions, the brand spankin' new Devil's Tease video is up and running for both your viewing and masturbatory needs. Video is chock full of shots of our utter domination of Localpalooza and...
Posted by Devil's Tease on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:52:00 PST

Friend Trains Suck My Beanbags

Ah, our first blog. Our first chance to vent our murderous rages against the true dregs of society. Our first topic? Friend Trains! Please do not send us friend train bulletins. Please do not lower yo...
Posted by Devil's Tease on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST