We're gonna turn this category on its ear and call it WHAT WE HATE! Politicians and lawyers have to top the list. What a bunch of shit suckin vampires. Modern history books, because they lie. Wal-Mart. Dumbasses who think spending their time money and resources thinking of stupid crap to print on T-Shirts is a contribution to society. Wait that's us! We also ABSOLUTELY HATE the mass media, big corporations and the giant Log Breaker at Steak n Shake! We do however like pics of girls with our stickers on their asses!
Judge Judy, Pontius Pilate, Ted Williams, and our babies daddies!
Do we really have to list the boring names of bands that we listen to? Isn't it all the fucking same anyway? You give me Jesus and Mary Chain's Psychocandy, Elvis' upper lip and pelvic region, Jack White's right arm, Jim Morrison's pen, a pile of rocks and a 16 year old kid and I'll produce a well rounded pissed off tired of the same old crap free thinking individual who one day could be the President.
The kind we make in our basement lab. With the lights turned low. Hey there girlie, wanna be a star?
Any programming that has been preceeded by an Elvis style pistol whipping of the tube.
Olives and Moonstars by Cliff Porture. Your Suicide Inspires Me by John M. Koch. The Inside of a Witch Isn't Always Dirty by Joanna Frankelstein. And finally Where Do Those Crazy Kids Find All Of This Bullshit by JC Redeemer.
My 'family' priest, John Wayne and this fucking little mouse that runs around our warehouse. That little bastard is inspiration for a nation!