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Bitch in boots

thats MISS bitch to you!!!!!!! .

About Me

Well basically wat ya see is wat ya get wiv me, im easy going and get on with most people and anyone who makes me laugh is welcome in the Boots brigade. i'm loud,sometimes in ur face,u can usually hear me before u see me,i get pissed,knock drinks over,fall over,but wat the fuck- enjoy life-i do!!! I cant stand two faced twats or backstabbers.I speak my mind so if u ever ask me that stupid question[does my arse look big in this] and u got a rear the size of a fuckin hippo - expect the truth!!! i say it as it is and dont beleive in hiding the truth to spare someones feelings!!i'm down to earth take me as you find me or fuck off thats my motto!!my family and friends are important and anyone fucks with them will be be-headed!!!!I live with my partner Harry[ The Pain] and our parrot-rikki,rabbit-rabbit-rat-ratus,dog-tash and 2 tree frogs-george and mildred[animal lovers as u can tell] there's usually plenty of mayhem and chaos goin on in our place but i love it !!!well thats it for now !!! if u feel u got somethin in common then drop in and say hi - if not -well bollox !!! FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

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OUR RIK!!

My Interests

gettin pissed and makin an arse of myself but wat the fuck ~ lifes too short!!!!! going to gigs and causin mayhem!!!!

I'd like to meet:

people who make me laugh an me old buddies the daleks YES I'M A DR WHO FAN !!..

Music:

70s-80s punk ska reggae. theres usually old school punk hurlin out at ridiculous decibels -not forgettin the good ole wurzels!!!!i've recently taken rather a liking to Rammstein as its been playin quite a lot ere!!! THE PAIN VIDEO,FEAT THE REV PORL,@PDF FEST O6.

Movies:

clockwork orange, one flew over the cuckoos nest, most horror but the excorcist just fucked my head a bit- that gives you an idea but i'de be here all day noting them all

Television:

bring on the soaps !!!!! bollox i like em !!Coach trip-car booty-flog it.well thats the general idea

Books:

aye they are ok to balance the odd table leg !! dictionary and of course cheque!!!

Heroes:

my fkn arse!!!and the tea-bag holers!!