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Supercramp

I have PMS and I hate you all!!!

About Me



I'm bloated and my lower back hurts and everyone is stupid.

My Interests



Chocolate. Steak. Nachos. Cheesy Bread. My heating pad. Bitching at my husband for not reading my mind. Complaining to co-workers. Throwing things. Honking at other drivers. Wondering why everyone is so stupid. Crying spontaneously. Shopping for useless objects. Compulsively cleaning out the closets.

I'd like to meet:

People with Vicodan and Chocolate.
Everybody else better look out. I'm talking to you, Tom!

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Music:

House of Pain; The Cramps; Blood, Sweat and Tears; Blood on the Saddle; Moody Blues; John Cougar Menstrualcramp; It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To; Only Women Bleed; Haven't Got Time for the Pain; Don't Stand so Close to Me; Evil Woman; Witchy Woman; I Wanna Be Sedated; The Bitch is Back; Queen Bitch;

Movies:

Watching La Traviata and crying. Kill Bill. Ms. 45. Thelma and Louise. Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown. Crimson Tide. Altered States; The Apple Dumpling Gang. The Amazing Mr. Limpet.

Television:

DVD collections of TV shows I can watch for hours while curled up on the couch under blankets eating popcorn and lime diet coke.

Books:

The SCUM Manifesto. Magazines I can read in the bathtub.

Heroes:

People who have had hysterectomies.
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/
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My Blog

Major Disaster!!!

The earth has been shaken by a catastrophe the likes of which have never before been seen. Make sure your flashlights have batteries and your car is gassed up. Call out the national guard! There is a ...
Posted by Supercramp on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

Dia de los Muertes Altar

I may be Catholic-damaged, but not traditional, so I thought I would not be building a Day of the Dead altar for my father. But early this morning as I looked for another pic for a friend, pictures of...
Posted by Supercramp on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

Coworker rant

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I just got my period at work and I am going on a "Mad TV Reality Check" rant a la Tovah McQueen. OK, so you all know about the one co-worker I hate, let's just call her "Fai...
Posted by Supercramp on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

The Tampon Game is Infinite

These are too funny, and I keep thinking of more and more...so I am going to blog this to save it for posterity 1. Kyle- How to lose a tampon in ten days2. Stephanie- Deuce Bigalo Tampon Gigalo3. Andr...
Posted by Supercramp on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

Where is my heating pad?

Almost three days early - but thank God! Just in the nick of time! I almost punched an old barfly in the club bathroom last night for talking shit about my husband's band. I still kind of wished I had...
Posted by Supercramp on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

If any chocolate drips on your arm, look out!!!

What is wrong with me? Why do I want to devour all inanimate objects? Does everyone have the same symptoms of PMS??? Do you have these syptoms??? Feelings of starvation I LOVE CARBS "Crampy" fore...
Posted by Supercramp on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

Take the pink one now

So you think you're a big psychoPlaying a part in a drama-showTake the pink one nowTake the pink one nowCos youre the joke of the neighborhoodWhy should you care in a PMS moodTake the pink o...
Posted by Supercramp on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:05:00 PST

Rag Rag Bloody old Rag

So you think your cramps are awfuland it's hard not to agreeYou say it all depends on your diet and who is in your family tree Rag, rag, your bloody old ragknow I've got a right to sayRag, y...
Posted by Supercramp on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST

She's ragging again

She's ragging againOh no, my loves at an end.Oh no, she's ragging againAnd you know its hard to pretend.Oh no, she's ragging againToo bad Im losing a friend. Oh no, she's ragging againOh wil...
Posted by Supercramp on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

Big Surprise

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Posted by Supercramp on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST