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Rich Salamander

Try to be more like Ryan Durkin -The Brockmeyers

About Me


Marked Men 'A Little Time' Music Video Director with Miguel Barron
Sybris 'Good Internal Clock' Music Video Director

Make Believe 'We're All Going To Die' Music Video Director

Bird Names 'Damnation' Co-Director w/Brian Hank Henry

DamDash: Impressionist

The English Softhearts: Guitarist

Parental Wreckage: Aggitator

Rory Lake as Rocky: Co-Director

How To Sell Well: Producer, Actor

My Interests

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
-Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) American Inventor

I'm learning to think before I act, and breathe before I talk. I'm also learning how to not do Tai Chi and put it off. I'm trying to balance doing things I have to to live, and do things I want to to live better. I'm trying to see an empty street as not the sole place to have a summer block party. I want to walk past gangways inbetween houses without looking at them as places for restaging the chase scene in Point Break. I'm thinking about how someone once told me that I need to hang out with myself more. I'm doing things I think are going to shape the rest of my life for the better, it's just taking a while to kick in. I'm thinking about the reason for the backstage pass, when I don't feel comfortable going back there anyway, instead rather going out with the people and enjoying the preformance from the house. Of coarse I'd like to talk to all the great people who make a show, movie, play, painting, dance work that really had moved me, but then it gets late and you need to go home to get sleep for the next morning. I'm currently amazed at the level of speed a Jimmy John's sandwich is made. I've never turned down a sandwich op. Some call that sandwich logic; they're probably right. I am interested in seeing Chicago get a proper credit for it's roll in molding and shaping the pronouciation of the word "sass-age". I'm impressed by the inventor of the wave pool, and their keen attention to buring you in a battling ram of a water anvalanche. I'm doing myself and everyone I know a favor to not assume the leftovers on the table were left there for me exclusivley. I also know that knowing how something works doesn't always mean that it will work; your idea, so you have to try again after trying again.

I'd like to meet:

Dolphins!

Music:

Pavement, Beat Happening, Sebadoh, Beck, Sonic Youth, The Jesus Lizard, Yo La Tengo, Helium, Guided By Voices, Juile Ruin, Elliot Smith, Pinback, Collosal, Duvall, The Brockmeyers, The Jealous Sound, Tegan and Sara, David Dondero, Rilo Kielly, Halo Benders, Cat Power, Herc, The Arrivals, Screeching Weasel, Marked Men, Dillinger Four, Half Japanese, Ugly Cassanova, American Analog Set, Citizens Here and Abroad, Team Dresh, Nirvana, The Flaming Lips, Green Day, Pearl Jam, From Monument To Masses, Dance Disater Movement, Battles, John Frusciante, Smoking Popes, The Breeders, Slayer, Metallica, Moistboyz, Ween, Butter 08, Beastie Boys, Black Flag, Husker Du, Sleater-Kinney, Early Man, Pixies, Kim Carnes, Bill Haley and The Comets, Tears For Fears, B-52's, Weezer, The Rentals, cake like, Sade, Daniel Johnson, Calvin Johnson, Mike Park, Fugazi, Sugar, Slant 6, Quix-o-tic, Just A Fire, The Ghost, Make Believe...

Movies:

Stranger Than Paradise, Breakfast Club, Living In Oblivion, Heat, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Ed Wood, Chuck and Buck, Blair Witch Project, Buffalo 66, Ordinary People, 400 Blows, Breathless, Real Genius, KIDS, Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy, Spinal Tap, Risky Buisness, House of Games, The Ice Storm, Hype!, Spaceballs, Back To The Future, Wild At Heart, Mullhulland Drive, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Eyes Wide Shut, The Shining, 2001, Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove, Boys Don't Cry, Drugstore Cowboy, Shield Behind The K, Songs For Cassevettes, Gouge, Un Chien Andalou, Spies Like Us, Nighthawks, Funny Farm, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, My Private Idaho, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Harold and Maude, Man On The Moon, One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest, Planes Trains Automobiles, Uncle Buck, My Bodyguard, American Beauty, Dig!, Who's Harry Crumb?, The Big Shave, Conan The Barbarian, Shawshank Redemption, I Shot Andy Warhol, Clerks, Searching For Bobby Fischer, Chasing Amy, Suburbia, Slacker, Boys In The Hood, The Glass Managerie, She's Gotta Have It, The Graduate, Rebel Without A Cause, Psycho, New Jack City, North By Northwest, The Doors, Basciat, JFK, Wallstreet, Men At Work, Top Secret, Hot Shots, Airplane, The Unforgiven, Warriors, Sid and Nancy, Death of A Salesman, Pretty In Pink, War Games, The Big Chill, Santa Sangre, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Revenge Of The Nerds, Summer School, Gleaming The Cube, Point Break, Decline of The Western Civilization, Pollack, Instrument, Karate Kid, Glory, Swingers, Made, Transformers The Movie, The Big Shave, Vincent and Theo, Printer Jam, GI Joe The Movie, Thundercats The Movie?, The Untouchables, Rumble Fish, The Outsiders, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Goonies, Indiana Jones, Rivers Edge, Ghostbusters, The Natural, Full Metal Jacket, Singles, Uncle Buck, Romancing The Stone, Breaking 2 Electric Boogaloo, Police Academy...

Television:

In Living Color, Reno 911, Real Sports, Muppet Show, Garfield, Made, Unplugged, HBO First Look, Aqua Teen Hugar Force, American Chopper, Saved By The Bell, The State, Kids In The Hall, Curb Your Enthusiasum, Yo! MTV Raps, 120 Min. , Behind The Music, JBTV, Vacant Lot, Crank Yankers, Three's Company, Married With Childrern, MacGuyver, A-Team, SCTV, Tracy Ulman Show, Mr. Bean...

Books:

"Stanley Kubrick, Director" by Alexander Walker, Sybil Taylor, and Ulrich Ruchti, "No One Here Gets Out Alive" by Danny Sugarman and Jerry Hopkins, "On Directing Film" by David Mamet...

Heroes:

Spike Jonze, Jim Jarmusch, John Hughes, Spike Lee, David Mamet, John Singleton, Stanley Kubrick, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Anton Corbijn, Micheal Gondry, John Flangsburgh, Orson Wells, Martin Scorcese, Harmony Korine, Clint Eastwood, Keenon Ivory Waynes, Jim Carey, Francis Truffaut, Alfred Hitchcock, Francis Ford Coppola, Richard Linklater, Kevin Smith, Calvin Johnson, Ian McKaye, Mike Park, Slim Moon, Chris Lombardi, Gerold Cosley, Bruce Pavitt, Johnathan Poneman, Fat Mike, Ryan Durkin, Chris Cooper, Dennis Hopper, Kathleen Hanna, Ira Kaplan, Lou Barlow, Greg Ginn, Bill Graham, William Shakespere, Stephen Malkmus, Chan Marshall, John Ritter, Glilda Radner, Mell Brooks, Carl Riener, Groucho Marks and his Brothers, Three Stooges, Peter Sellers, Jack Nicholson, James Dean, Russel Simmons, Gahndi, Weird Al Yankovic, Cory Rusk, Camreon Crowe...

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