Late But Much Needed Market Re-Entry... |
The entity solely known as HEWHOCORRUPTS will re-enter the market with two new offerings this year. The first will be a split 10 inch record with INDIANANPOLIS love tarts PHOENIX BODIES. This record i...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:27:00 PST |
To Those That Should Be Concerned... |
To those that should be concerned or are just weeners that are always concerned - HEWHOCORRUPTS LLC has recently released two "WORTHY OF YOUR TIME" media efforts courtesy of MOTION IN STILLS. The effo...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST |
Shareholders Voices Heard, Tommy Camaro Is Again the CEO of Hewhocorrupts |
In a strange but welcomed turn of events, former CEO Tommy Camaro has reclaimed his position to head the Chicago, Illinois music corporation Hewhocorrupts. Recently appointed CEO Toney Vast-Binder has...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:27:00 PST |
MEMO: Tommy Camaro is No Longer With the Corporation *** |
For Immediate Press Release.
Attention shareholders, employees, and associates:
Today, amidst troubling economic times and turbulent financial interests within the corporation, HWC Incorporated has ...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:08:00 PST |
Management Taught Through Stories: Lesson Three |
A sales rep, administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "M...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:11:00 PST |
Announcing HWC Inc's New Learning Series: Management Taught Through Stories |
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there sta...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:36:00 PST |
BIG NEWS - Bold Enterprise Launched!!! |
HWC, Inc (NYSE: HWCI) is proud to announce the start of a bold new enterprise in the state of Nevada. In an exciting instance of thinking "outside the box" HWC, Inc. (NYSE: HWCI) is opening the first ...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST |
New Plumbing In Place at Main Office! |
Effective immediately - watch where and how you shit at the main office!!! We've just updated our entire plumbing system - drain, venting, and supply lines after a near brush with disaster late last m...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST |
HWC Begins New Year With Lawsuit |
Spokesman Tony Rogers of the billion dollar mega corporation Hewhocorrupts Inc. smiled late Monday as he proclaimed "Nothing like opening up the year with a viable lawsuit!". Rogers believes the lawsu...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST |
Employee Sues Tommy Camaro Over "Merry Christmas" Greeting |
Investors can expect another series of court battles as CEO Tommy Camaro's big mouth has landed HWC Inc. in another high profile lawsuit. Unlike the previous suits, which centered around domestic viol...
Posted by Hewhocorrupts on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST |
