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Johnny Misfit!

Only Home Doesn't Feel Like Home Anymore

About Me

skipping stones, seeing dogs ride in cars, late night bike rides, drumming in 4/4 ( currently with: Silent Scones ), walking my dog and giving him fake names, karaoke, consuming vegan food. laughing at my own farts and thier effects on others, typewritting while drinking Old Style Pounders, crossword puzzles, making mix tapes, skylines at night.

Current laughs "Hear me Now":

Old School Musical Astonishment:

My Interests

French Monks "pretiola" (610),

Jean Baptiste Point du Sable "Chicago" (1779),

Jules Breton "Song of the Lark" (1884),

Gottlieb Heileman "Old Style" (1902),

William F. Ludwig "Ludwig Drum Company" (1908),

Atkinson "Chic-o-stick" (1932),

Rufus Kamm "Royal Crown Cola" (1933),

Bob Kane "the Batman" (1941),

JD Salinger "Catcher in the Rye" (1951),

Tim Burton "Batman" (1989),

Donald Petrie "Opportunity Knocks" (1990)

Weezer blue album (1994),

Bob Odenkirk and David Cross "Mr Show" (1995-98),

Wes Anderson "Rushmore" (1998),

Lillingtons "Death by Television" (1999),

Jays "Krunchers!" (circa 2000),

Mopes "Accident Waiting to Happen" (2000),

Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant "the Office" (2002)

I'd like to meet:

Don Rickles, Dana Carvey, Rowan Atkinson, and Jason Schwartzman

Music:

Best band right now is DELAY from columbus OH

current obessions include: Lifetime, RFTC, and American Steel

Song of the year 2006: "My Sister's Vibrator" by Goudron

Movies:

Predator II (personal viewing count since Jan 2007 = 8x)

Television:

1) Scrubs (on NBC) , 2) Extras (on HBO), 3) Sarah Silverman Program (on Comedy Central), 4) Human Giant (on MTV) , 5) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (on FX) , 6) The Soup (on E!) , 7) Flight of the Conchords (on HBO) , 8) Weeds (on Showtime) , 9) Planet Earth (on Discovery) , 10) Hustle (on AMC) .

Books:

The Muse, the Noose, and the Noose ( my zine, email me for a copy)

My Blog

Dreams Do Come True!

low and behold, I was fortunate enough to have fate shine upon me. For i was going to work on a weekend (i know a first for me at this job) and i happened to stumble upon a flyer promoting one of the ...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

Chicago turns 170 years old, i turn totally awesome

Chicago was incorporated as a city in 1837 making it 170 this year. So being the diehard Chicagoan i am, i went to a celebration commemorating one of, if not the best city in the world. boom.  We...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

the Muse, the News, & the Noose

The Muse, the News, and the Noose, is a short story in zine form I recently wrote. Its a story about a boy coming to grips with the end of a relationship, and conversely, the beginning ...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

Cookie Party doesnt sound gay

i think Cookie Party is funny. I thought about changing it to Like a Surgeon but i didnt like that one as much. I dont care what naysayers think. p-shaw.  Also new season of Its Always Sunny in P...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

Lazy Lion (tcm)

today we took my dog, Rocky, to the vet to undergo some minor surgery. its wierd, he is a member of the family, and we all took off work to wait for him to get it all taken care of. being around famil...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Sarah Silverman Program aka (My D just got H'ed)

The Sarah Silverman Program is set to premier February 1st on Comedy Central. Season II of the HBO series EXTRAS, starring Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant, premiers Sunday January 14th. Fa...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

when your head aches

its that feeling you get, a headache brought on by either lack of sleep, hunger, the bodys withdraw from alcohol, or the welling up of tears. usually i get the full combo.the ache in my head would be ...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

my own bed again

sometimes a song can invoke an image or feeling about someone that makes you want that person there right in front of you. that happened to me today not because this person has been on my mind as of l...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sofia Coppala is like the female Wes Anderson

She is like a female Wes Anderson. Let me explain. She does one movie every couple of years, and its brilliant. She gets hot young actresses. She gets older male comedians. She picks a great acco...
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

Jewish People Driving German Cars

"An American always believes there's something to look forward to. A Brit does not, and finds humor in that hopelessness."
Posted by Johnny Misfit! on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST