my favoritest thing in the whole world to do is laugh so hard that i cry and my stomach feels like it's gonna fall off and then i have to hold on to it real tight to make sure it doesn't really fall off because man could you imagine if your stomach fell off damn that would be a mess right then you couldn't even eat food and shit and yeah i guess you wouldn't really have to shit anymore either but then again i wouldn't miss shitting too much but then what about broccoli and burritos and mashed potatoes and red vines i mean never eating them again might kill me and then where would you be sitting alone with one less idiot to talk to when you're bored or have problems and want to "talk it out" wow that would suck for you but really you would move on with your life and find a new friend and then you could just forget about the girl who laughed so hard her intestines fell out.
spinderella cut it up one time
33's, 45's, crazy burn-em-ups, oldies stations, CHICAGO PUNK (hey kids, have you heard? it's "back"!?!) stiff little fingers, fucked up, deathwish kids, turbonegro, fyp, the bags, henry fiats open sore, DILLINGER FOUR, the fitts, no hope for the kids, toys that kill, harum scarum, zero boys, lunachicks, limp wrist, the slits, crimpshrine, the motards, bad brains, the sonics, the reds . . .. blah blah blah blah blah.
repo man, end of the century (ramones), american movie, virgin suicides, edward scissorhands, lock stock, dawn/shaun of the dead, back to the future, heavy metal parking lot. oh yeah, and anything involving the great john's: waters, hughes, and candy.
good times. miracle pets. colbert report. the office.
bluebirds used to croon in the choir. johnny panic and the bible of dreams. invisible monsters. catch 22. female chauvenist pigs. cinderella's big score. the man in the high castle.