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jeNn 5!37

gutters are for lovers

About Me

i'm at least eight things. /a

My Interests

my favoritest thing in the whole world to do is laugh so hard that i cry and my stomach feels like it's gonna fall off and then i have to hold on to it real tight to make sure it doesn't really fall off because man could you imagine if your stomach fell off damn that would be a mess right then you couldn't even eat food and shit and yeah i guess you wouldn't really have to shit anymore either but then again i wouldn't miss shitting too much but then what about broccoli and burritos and mashed potatoes and red vines i mean never eating them again might kill me and then where would you be sitting alone with one less idiot to talk to when you're bored or have problems and want to "talk it out" wow that would suck for you but really you would move on with your life and find a new friend and then you could just forget about the girl who laughed so hard her intestines fell out.

I'd like to meet:

spinderella cut it up one time

Music:

33's, 45's, crazy burn-em-ups, oldies stations, CHICAGO PUNK (hey kids, have you heard? it's "back"!?!) stiff little fingers, fucked up, deathwish kids, turbonegro, fyp, the bags, henry fiats open sore, DILLINGER FOUR, the fitts, no hope for the kids, toys that kill, harum scarum, zero boys, lunachicks, limp wrist, the slits, crimpshrine, the motards, bad brains, the sonics, the reds . . .. blah blah blah blah blah.

Movies:

repo man, end of the century (ramones), american movie, virgin suicides, edward scissorhands, lock stock, dawn/shaun of the dead, back to the future, heavy metal parking lot. oh yeah, and anything involving the great john's: waters, hughes, and candy.

Television:

good times. miracle pets. colbert report. the office.

Books:

bluebirds used to croon in the choir. johnny panic and the bible of dreams. invisible monsters. catch 22. female chauvenist pigs. cinderella's big score. the man in the high castle.

My Blog

i need help

you may remember what happened the last time i tried to do my own hair- if you don't, i ended up looking like this: i'm sincerely bored with my hair and need something new, but i'...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

death cough 2006

ok, i've had this horrible cough for almost 2 weeks [edit: month and a freaking half now!] and it won't go away. as I finished off the latest bottle of vile blue syrup, I noticed the warning...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

adventures in daughterdom, part 64

i got a call from my dad yesterday that started with "If the the police call you, just say....."      i love my dad.      ...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST

all our pets are dead

against the convenience of her majesty, the death of the girls' x-mas kitty, my little snotty cat, and everyone's favorite overgrown puppy will not go forgotten.  the act of ripping everyone...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

unemployment isn't fun anymore

Fine things to do in your spare time: *fashion a noose out of old newspaper clippings and mod podge (matte, not gloss) *take a picture of your cat stuck in the cushions of the couch *clean a toil...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

everything you ever needed to know about me

25 *Stereotypical Survey Questions* answered ONLY in Cannibal Corpse song titles.......ok.....GO!1. Male/Female? Addicted to Vaginal Skin2. Where were you born/birthday? Born in a Casket/Butchered at ...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

look what i can do! (falls on face)

i forgot to tell you all that i finished all the drawings for the children's book. they're all cut up, organized, and turned in with the best of intentions to be published in the near future. it won't...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

thoughts on carlin last night

at some point in a girl's life she gets tired of listening to men scream about pussy.  
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

internet tests results are, like, totally accurate

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53% Stability |||||||||| 36% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence ||||...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:24:00 PST

my babies are all growed up (greatest IM so far this year)

Roadkill8489:  have you heard of  'judas priest'?   ::almost brings a tear to a big sister's eye, it does::      ...
Posted by jeNn 5!37 on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST