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Mandy

Your mouth DOESN'T have to look like an anus!

About Me

I drink Arbor Mist out of a limited addition Looney Toons cup.

My Interests

girls, boys, animals, vegetables, minerals, reading, writing, collecting books, painting, art, interior design, music, movies of all genres, the word "genre", fairies, going to renaissance faires, going to shows, nicotine, coffee, drinking, transcendentalism, nature, forensic anthropology, forensic entomology, plate tectonics, volcanology, raisin' hell, being sarcastic, womens rights, animal rights, gay rights, environmental rights, radio produciton and other radio related dealies, vintage everything, thrift stores, partying, tattoos, piercings, Tarentino, Hitchcock, graphic novels, psychological thrillers, sock puppets, dogs, elephants, cardigan sweaters, muscle cars, demo derbies, samurais, swords, ken jutsu, kendo, iaido, the japanese in general, fat kids that love cake like i love the japanese, things that either come in pairs or are symmetric, throwing people off by being quiet, making faces at little kids when their parents aren't looking, the idea of picking up and leaving whenever i want to go wherever i want, learning new useless information.

I'd like to meet:


Every girl needs a Jim Halpert ♥

Music:

old and crunchy.

Movies:

kill bill vol 1&2, LOTR trilogy, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, ghost world, girl interrupted, spinal tap, best in show, a mighty wind, waiting for guffman, amelie, delecatessan, big fish, american beauty, reefer madness, metropolis, a streetcar named desire, shawshank redemption, moulin rouge, quills, moonstruck, mermaids, beetlejuice, monty python and the holy grail, monty python and the life of brian, monty python and the meaning of life, stand by me, great balls of fire, rocky horror picture show, clue, anything MST3K, american history X, frida, trainspotting, fight club, ever after, rock n' roll high school, life is beautiful, night on earth, the breakfast club, pretty in pink, sixteen candles, the wedding singer, birds, rear window, psycho, north by northwest, vertigo, the 39 steps, strangers on a train, any fred and ginger movie, casablanca, star wars trilogy, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, a clockwork orange, yellow submarine, waking life, wizard of oz, the big store, help!, a hard days night, fast times at ridgemont high, better off dead, high fidelity, traffic, fried green tomatoes, donnie darko, brazil, dark city, 1984, harold and maud, pumpkin, north and south, dirty dancing, wet hot american summer, anchorman, garden state, the philledelphia story, amadeus, pink flamingos, dragon princess, sister street fighter

Television:

the office, 30 rock, weeds, the simpsons (primarily seasons 1-10), family guy, robot chicken, unbeatable banzuke, ninja warrior, south park, the sarah silverman program, the daily show, the colbert report, gangland, jeopardy!, that 70's show, monty python's flying circus, are you being served?, now you see it, let's make a deal, alfred hitchcock presents, the twilight zone, the wonder years, full house, perfect strangers, salute your shorts, are you afraid of the dark?, and a mess of other shows that are no longer on.

Books:

i have a collection of 300+ books (mostly classics) so there's really no point of me trying to name my favorites. chances are you name it, i have it, or read it, or am in the process of buying/stealing it. but let it be known that i hate hemingway.

My Blog

Heaven is...

...your own radio station with every song ever made in the history man available to you for all eternity. Oh, and every pet you ever had would be there, too.
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST

I miss....

tons.   ho hum and a les sigh.
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST

I’M AN AUNT!!!

Her name is Hannah Elizabeth and she's 8lbs 1oz  and 20in of AWESOMENESS!!!!!   Pics to come soon!   EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   e    ...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

Today...

I quit my job and had ice cream for breakfast.   Shopping List: Lucky Charms Beer       Boo-ya.    ...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

Guide to Hiring Women from 1943

My mom gave me a copy of this and I felt the need to share it. Get a laugh out of it, get pissed, do whatever, just know that this kind of bullshit we were forced to deal with at one point was very re...
Posted by Mandy on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

Weird...

Ok, so you know that Axe Body Spray commercial where the guy is walking down the street, he sees a girl, they do a take back to him, then to her again, but she’s suddenly in her skivies?&nb...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:54:00 PST

My day(s)

Scale:  "Beep. Boop. Bop. Beep." Z:  "(insert random number)?" Me:  "Yup." Scale:  "Beep. Boop. Bop. Beep." Z:  "(random number)?" Me:  "Yup."   On and on and on and...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:53:00 PST

Ouch.

Biopsies suck ass. The person I saw in Target today that I haven't seen in about 5 years REALLY sucks ass. But yeah....biopsies....grrrrrrrr.
Posted by Mandy on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:14:00 PST

On my mind allllllllllllllllllll day.

In God's eyes everybody's hot. This world has beauty all through her. Picture the fattest chick you know, God would totally do her. He'd do her all the way, even call her the next day, to s...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:05:00 PST

Fuh-rump

3 days into my new job and I'm already sick of it. I don't know where on my resume it said I had a degree in Engineering, but it's gotta be somewhere because apparently I'm supposed to know....well......
Posted by Mandy on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:20:00 PST