Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page)

About Me

I'm a simple guy. I'm a cop. I like guns, war movies, and did I mention guns?
I have a monogamous relationship with one gun in particular. His name is gun, or susie if you're German.I have a partner named Doreau. She's a woman. But I don't hold that against her anymore. Some say she has nice feet. Those Replicants. What do they know?May boss is Captain Trunk. He yells a lot. I think it's those migraine headaches. He's got a soft heart. Really, he does.Some people say I look just like the guy who played the President in "The Sentinel". I don't see the resemblance.

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My Interests

Guns and movies about guns and violence. Oh, and I like busting scum sucking leaching maggots.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Moore, so I can stuff a donut up where the sun's rays can't penetrate. Oh, and I'd like to meet George S. Patton. That guy would've been great to shoot guns with.

Music:

Well, I used to not like Rock n Roll. Well, who am I kidding I still don't. I like METAL!!!! Megadeth!!!! Slayer!!!!

Movies:

Well, the first movie that I would really like is the one about me, but you guys, the fans have got to flood Alan Spencer's email box and tell him to make a movie about me. But, other than that it would have to be all the Dirty Harry movies.

Television:

ANYTHING but Mr. Belvedere and most other crap that's on TV nowadays. So that pretty much just leaves Sledge Hammer!

Books:

War & Peace, the first half

Heroes:

RONALD REAGAN SMITH & WESSON OLIVER NORTH ALAN SPENCER MY GUN Your guns Dave Mustaine, because he's a Republican now. Replicant The HateAols (and boy do I hate AOL) The Fake Captain Trunk John 1250 Mizz Cloud SneakDogg Piano_Man_Sledgehead malicedoom Dave3006 maxpower69 marc1972 ..and the rest of the sledge forum gang

My Blog

Anouncing: Sledge Hammer! Contest

Attention Hammerheads,There has been some exciting news in recent weeks regarding Sledge Hammer! and Alan Spencer. If that isn't enough reason to stop by and sign up on the forums and say hello, then...
Posted by Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page) on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:36:00 PST

New York Magazine’s - 10 shows Ben Silverman Should Revive

Check out this article, notice the number one spot:http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/01/ten_shows_ from_the_eighties_we.html...
Posted by Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page) on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

MESSAGE BOARD STATUS

Dear Hammerheads,This is the place to go when The Official Sledge Hammer! Forums are down. This blog will be updated when new information is recieved about the status of the forums. Usually problems ...
Posted by Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page) on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:55:00 PST

The Official Sledge Hammer Store Is Open

Attention Hammerheads worldwide:The Official Sledge Hammer! Store is open for business. Endorsed by creator and producer Alan Spencer, the online store is the only place to get Sledge Hammer! re...
Posted by Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page) on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

Alright you maggots.

So, this is my first blog or whatever it is you computer nerd call it. Look, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make war or at least make bullets fly.
Posted by Sledge Hammer! (Official MySpace Page) on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST