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Sledge Hammer

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About Me

I am Inspecter Sledge Hammer. I work homicide for San Francisco PD. I am constantly in the pursuit of justice, and that takes bullets. I grew up around carnivals, which was where I learned to hone my skills at shaprshooting from my dad. My Father was the greatest sharpshooter in the service. He gave me my pearl handled .44 magnum. I love my magnum and never leave home without it. I invented the loudener specifically for my gun. You should really hear it with that thing on. I also have a spatulla attachment that I created as well, for my morning pankcakes. I spend most of my time working, looking for yogurt eatin' creeps, scumsuckers, brain dead mutants, various slimeballs, and jaywalkers. MyGen Profile Generator ..

My Interests

Gun. Shooting Gun at the target in my apartment. Bazookas, grenades, bows, violence, building guns in a bottle, stopping street slime that run rampant through the city, the NRA, gun shows, and a good sports jacket.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves excessive violence as much as I do, and if you are out there John Cogan, I could meet with you again anytime at our usual place. I'd also like to meet George W. Bush the only president I ever voted for, and voted for him three times.

Music:

I like the explosions in the 1812 overture, they get me pumped up to do my job. My favorite song is "Taps".

Movies:

I always watch the occasional Stalone movie, but "Apocalypse Now" makes me feel good every time I see it, and "Deer Hunter" is my favorite comedy.

Television:

"The Million Dollar Question" is a game show I watch sometimes. "Divorce Court" is my favorite game show, because they give away the best prize. Most TV is too dishonest, like CSI and Law and Order. There is no planting of evidence or excessive violence. I will dish out the Law and Order. Plus, there is this show called Survivor and no one dies.

Books:

War and Peace is my favorite book. Well the first half is anyway. I also enjoyed "Vietnam Crisis", "Jaws", "Cyborg", and "Samurai".

Heroes:

Gil "Kablam" Yates has been my hero since I first became a cop. I modeled my career after his. Also, I can't forget Gun.