Rock and roll hasn't been this cool since Chuck Berry videotaped ladies going to the bathroom.
DARK SIDE OF THE POON: THE QUADRUPLE ALBUM
FEATURING 44 SONGS
HOLY FUCK
Featuring hit songs like: Poon Town, Lady of the Night, Jon and Kate Plus The Chapped Lips, The Thrust Is A Must, Thunder Babes From Teeny Town, After School Special Starring The Chapped Lips, Flirtin' and Squirtin', Boobies and Doobies, You Got A Mother Thing Cummin, Dark Side of the Poon, Mississippi Dildo Bust, Strummin' and Cummin', An Inch Longer Than Average, Secret of the Ooze, Chapped Lips Visit Bayside High, Beef Steaks, Black In My Crack, Hangover Blues, Granny Nailin', The Lesbonic Crusader, 69 To Life (Prison Sex), Hammered Since Birth, Suzy Likes Crack, Chapped Lips Came Here To Fuck, Sloppy Twat, Strange Bedfellows, Tickle My Stinker, We're Not A Fucking Joke Band, The Chronicles of Ol Mister Peepers, Chapped Lips Get Kidnapped and Liam Neeson Has To Fuck Shit Up And Save Us, Attack of the Muirdaddy, some oldies but goodies like Rick The Moustache Sportin' Pedophile, Muff Divin', Penis Drool, I Musta Been Drunk, Standard Butt Play, John Kruk Likes To Fuck, Viking Song, Ode To Michael J Fox, Kentucky Gentleman, and some covers as well.
The Chapped Lips are a pretty big fucking deal.
The Chapped Lips are a band.
A great fucking band.
A hot band that plays cool music.
The Chapped Lips are the monsters of cock and monsters of rock.
The Chapped Lips are the shit that killed Elvis.
The Chapped Lips slept over at Michael Jackson's house before he died :(
The Chapped Lips sing songs about muff, being drunk, and licking assholes.
The Chapped Lips had the hardest cocks in eighth grade.
The Chapped Lips used to do drugs. They still do, but they used to, too.
The Chapped Lips won't go down in history, and won't go down on your sister either.
The Chapped Lips define their music as "sexcore."
No muff is too tough for The Chapped Lips.
The Chapped Lips kicked your ass and got away with it.
The Chapped Lips have more hits than there are Wayans Brothers.
The Chapped Lips are like 9/11 but good for the U.S.
The Chapped Lips are so ill, AIDS are scared to catch us.
Like Parker Lewis, The Chapped Lips can't lose.
Like Mike Tyson, The Chapped Lips will fuck you until you love them.
The Chapped Lips are better than your band.
