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Ode to New Jersey New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas. New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky. New Jersey has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the United States.New Jersey has the highest cost of living.New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.New Jersey has the most diners in the world New Jersey is home to the original mystery pork parts Chub (no, not spam)Taylor Ham or Pork Roll. North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world,with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius. New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P.Holland. New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals. Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production(and hereyou thoughtMassachusetts?) Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America opened in Hoboken. New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah in 1940. George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.The light bulb, phonograph (record player) and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ laboratory.We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.The first airmail(to Chicago)was started from Keyport, NJ.The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.Jersey is home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on their playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of theMiddle East countries.The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains.New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world.(Union, NJ!!!) The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson.(Holland Tunnel).The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ,The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889.Rutgers College played Princeton.) The first Drive-in Movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ,New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S " Pro-Football Teams!The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj.Thomas Armstrong.All New Jersey natives: GLENN DANZIG, Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Susan Sarandon,Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross,Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnely, Grover Cleveland,Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Richard Wojewodzki, Joyce Kilmer,Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill,Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, RichardConti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Robert Blake, John Forsyth, Meryl Streep,Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, EvaMarie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper,Admiral Wm.Halsey, Jr., Dave Thomas(Wendy's), William Carlo...(add those i forgot)You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges". You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. You've eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.You know what a "jug handle" is. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving. You know that this is the only "New..."state that doesn't require"New" to identify it(like,try...Mexico,...York, .Hampshire -doesn't work, does it?)You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different". Yes they are! The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or localbarYou refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony or vinny! You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits!You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.And finally... You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

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