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About Me

My story started on a stormy night. It was...moist. I think. Since then, I've been known for several amazing accomplishments. I was five-time reigning mumbling champion until Boomhauer usurped during the tire flip competition. I have been to over a dozen countries including Arkansas. I was spelling bee champion until I tested positive for EPO, Steroids, hGh, Testosterone, Lighter Fluid, Sterno, Pot, and Poppy Seeds. Since moving to Los Angeles, I have become the world leading sucker to work long hours with little pay. I went into early retirement, but am determined to make a comeback soon. I can name that movie in sixty seconds, but can't tell you how I feel or what I'm thinking if you had a gun put to my head. I can leap tall buildings with the help of a jet pack. I can go faster than a locomotive in a jet car. I can stop bullets as a body shield in front of a reinforced steel wall. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...okay, who the hell would ever confuse a flying guy with a cape with an airplane. Seriously. It's like confusing seeing me on my bike with a Porsche just because we're both on Pacific Coast Highway. Totally dumb.Your results:
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My Interests

sticking my foot in my mouth, walking into it, the two obs, the CGNU Dumples, riding my bike uphill both ways in the snow and liking it, bastard pop, this day in kickball history, talking or not talking (I could do this all day), being wrong, being with friends and spewing nonsense, shucking, jiving, trying to improve my less than mad snowboarding skills, learning how to surf, and more nonsense

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Music:

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Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, Dawg on Fire, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Incredibles, Sideways, A Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, City of God, Kill Bill, The Matrices and The Lords of the Rings, The Warriors, Touch of Evil, Dog Day Afternoon, Amelie, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven(the remake), Midnight Run, Ghostbusters, 24 Hour Party People, Bloody Sunday, Dark Days, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dead Man, Ghost Dog and a whole bunch of other movies, none of which have Rob Schneider in them

Television:

"The Wire"

Books:

Microserfs, Life of Pi, Low Down, On the Road, Notes From the Underground (The Eric Bogosian verison, though I do want to read Dostoyevsky's), Survivor, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Generation X, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Klay, A Million Little Pieces and My Friend, Leonard (So what if the guy lied, it doesn't make them crappier books).

Heroes:

Ira Glass, Lance Armstrong, Nikola Tesla, Bernie Williams, Man-At-Arms, Easy Reader, Aquaman, Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Borat/Ali G, the guy who drove the blue car

My Blog

Soundwave's #7?

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2175In an effort to come clean, I actually did proudly own Perceptor. Yes, I was that much of a dork.
Posted by Nick S on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Off all the...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=13855439&blogID=259620211&MyToken=738d7b2b-3 003-4ed2-81f8-601c1172d670 So, my least favorite Chuck P novel is being made int...
Posted by Nick S on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Denied

How to be even more lame.
Posted by Nick S on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST

How do you get a name like Snot Boogie?

It's been a while since I've actually posted about anything of material. I have been reading a lot about how "The Wire" is the best show of all-time. And there are friends of mine who will attest and ...
Posted by Nick S on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

Your local promising band sucks

I keep getting people trying to get me to add them so I can watch (or in a lot of cases buy) their crappy "TV" show. Somehow, I am being punished for clicking the part on my profile that says "No, I ...
Posted by Nick S on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

Jack Handy+Star Trek=Fun Waste of Time

Click photo for more, or if that doesn't work...just go here....
Posted by Nick S on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

In death we have a name. His name is Henry Paulson.

or things I learned from NPR this week.Henry M. Paulson Jr. became the new Treasurer this week. In no way should anyone confuse him with Robert Paulson. He looks nothing like Meat Loaf.We actually pay...
Posted by Nick S on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

Marketing Skillz

As seen in Chinatown.
Posted by Nick S on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

Holy fucking crack.

Here's something to make you scream...Folgers in you cup
Posted by Nick S on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

Surf's up!

"The Last Boyscout" is just one of those movies that for some reason I can sit down and watch anytime from anywhere in the movie and still be entertained. I don't know why. There's just some movies th...
Posted by Nick S on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:45:00 PST