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About Me

Hi everyone, my nick name is Wysteria Raven but my real birth name is Shawna. I live in a little house with my crazy mom who likes to stay home from work all the time cause shes to lazy to get up and go, ah what a whore. I have a best friend you might know her from here, ZOMBILICIOUS, yeah shes pretty hot we rape eachother all the time. My biggest pet peeve is people who ask the stupidest questions or they smack there food OMG i just want to shoot them with a 9'. I love the people who arent afraid to talk to ya and can look at you when they talk instead of away. I love cannibals and necropheliacs if i could find a corpse lying around i would have sex with them then i would eat them. I am obsessed with Super Nintendo and the game Clay Mation. And i like pina coladas and taking long walks in the rain.

My Interests

(HUU YUCK) INTERESTS, UMMM.................UHH......... I LIKE ROCKS (HUU YUCK)

I'd like to meet:

THE NUMBER ONE PERSON I WOULD LIKE TO MEET WOULD HAVE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP BECAUSE HES A HOT OLD MAN. ALSO THE GUY OFF NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE THE ONE WITH THE HAIR ALSO IVE ALREADY MET NHOI BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH THEM FOR A WHILE

Music:

NHOI BIKINI KILL LUDACRIS SPICE GIRLS AFI TEVIN CAMBELL BOBBY DARIN EMINEM QUEEN ACDC AEROSMITH LITTLE T AND ONE TRACK MIKE THE DISTILLERS JOHN DENVER MATCHBOX 20 ( ah Rob Thomas is cream in the pants) MIDNIGHT CREEPS GANGADANK ICP THE DARKNESS LINKIN PARK TOBY KEITH GARTH BROOKS BILLY IDOL (ahh creams again) DREADSON DOLLS I love the 80's music I LOVE EVERYTHING but techno

Music Videos & Codes - MusicVideoMonster.com

Movies:

A GOOFY MOVIE, NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, SECRET WINDOW, CRY BABY, SLEEPY HOLLOW, PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN, FIRST WIVES CLUB, MONSTERS INC., GIRL INTERUPTED, CASPER, EMPERORS NEW GROOVE, WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, TOY STORY, LITTLE MERMAID, THE RING, THE MASK, MASK, SLC PUNK, IT TAKES TWO, PAY IT FOWARD, SORORITY BOYS, COYOTE UGLY, CRY BABY, BABY BOY BLUE, THE HOT CHICK, MULAN, BLOW, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND MORE THAT I CANT THINK OF.

Television:

FAMILY GUY, THE SIMPSONS, THE COOKING SHOWS ON THE JESUS CHANNEL, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, THE GREAT INFOMERCIAL IM WATCHING NOW ABOUT HOW TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARRS

Books:

TENDERNESS, SALEMS LOT, AND LIFE IN THE FAT LANE

Heroes:

LARRY THE GUY AT THE MUSIC STORE WHO GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL ON MY VERY FIRST ELECTRIC GUITAR, STEWIE AND ME AND CRONK OFF OF EMPORERS NEW GROOVE OH YEAH

My Blog

HAMMER TIME

Well i want to write something but i dunno what so i just am. I was just sittin here thinking about MC hammer and his hammer time, i dunno why, we should all just break it down together someday ...
Posted by Wysteria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YAWNs

Someone needs to come and entertain me!
Posted by Wysteria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY TURN TO COMPLAIN

I hate this one girl she thinks im her fucking best friend every time she talks to me she has to tell these meaningless stories about nothing and they have no point when there done. Its like what the...
Posted by Wysteria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCKING BITCHES

OMG I DONT EVEN BELIVE THIS SOME BITHCHES CAME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE MY FRIEND SONIA WAS HAVING A B-DAY PARTY AND THERE WAS GOING TO BE ALCHOLHOLIC BEVERAGES, HOLY WACK I CANT SPELL, ANYWHO SO THEY ALL ...
Posted by Wysteria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHUT UP AND EAT YOU TUNA!

Once my friend was arguing with eminem and she was saying that he stold her rhymes, yo, but he was like BIOOTCH i write all my own lyrics ::talks with black girl accent:: anyways he toatally bitch sla...
Posted by Wysteria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST