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Mattilla the Hunn

...to which I said "ring-a-ding-don't". And that's when I was told to leave.

About Me

I'm an uncomfortable mix of pathologically shy, crotchety hermit and flamboyant weirdo. I believe one should draw their own conclusions rather than follow organized religion or partisan politics.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Shame, mockery, ridicule, passive aggression and indignation. Tea in the fall and winter, coffee in the spring and summer. Growing mustaches. Doom metal in the morning, fuzz in the day, jazz in the evening. Cold weather and ocean breezes. Mexican beer. Pie. Whiskey. Riding my bike.

I'd like to meet:

Other charter members of the antisocial, sardonic bastard society.

Music:

* Samuel James * Covered In Bees * Thelonius Monk * Turbonegro * Bad Brains * Billy Childish * Holly Golightly * The Rolling Stones * Black Sabbath * Rainbow * Dave Brubeck *Deep Purple * The Maggots * The Defectors * John Lee Hooker * Rose Tattoo * Screamin' Jay Hawkins * Frank Sinatra * Miles Davis * Demented Are Go * The Bruisers * The Templars * Slayer * Lair of the Minotaur * The Misfits * Crass * Bruce Springsteen * The Hold Steady * Goldfrapp * Cocorosie * The Gories * The White Stripes *

Movies:

* There Will Be Blood * Darjeeling Limited * Full Metal Jacket * Hot Fuzz * Anchorman * The Departed *

Television:

* Who Get's Wilford Brimley's Husk? * America's Got Baggage * To Catch a Priest * VH1 Presents: Does Anyone Really Wanna Dry Hump Gary Cherone? * Your Lazy Kids are Fucking Stupid * Hosebeast Island * Manhole Confidential * World Series of Squat Thrusts * General Electric Erectile Dysfunction Product Placement Theater * Beverly Hills Back Wax * Seriously though, I don't have cable or rabbit ears and with the exception of Venture Bros., I think television is garbage. Crap, I've been suckered into watching Heroes too.

Books:

I'm a print junkie. I read everything from Charles Dickens to Hunter S. Thompson, Asian folklore to Army field manuals.

Heroes:

Bluto the Terrible and Duane Peters

My Blog

Release the Vultures

A fine Mahuk! to you, dear readers.I do not blog on here much anymore for fear that the fruits of my brain-loins will be co-opted through myspace's user agreement bullfuckery and turned into a Fox Sit...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:06:00 PST

Trial By Fire

Due to van fuckery and rental car law fuckery, I have no weekend. In fact, its quite likely I will be driving every day straight into next week.
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:00:00 PST

Trial By Fire

Due to van fuckery and rental car law fuckery, I have no weekend. In fact, its quite likely I will be driving every day straight into next week.
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:00:00 PST

Busy Business is Busy, Bitchez

Quick updat because I don't know when I will have teh intraweb again.I turn 30 in less than a month.Frauline Komrade Inspektor Girlfriend and I are moving to the top of Munjoy Hill in Portland proper ...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:09:00 PST

Apartment Hunting 1

My lady friend and I are looking for a new apartment. While we have an ideal one in mind and have begun taking steps to secure it, it's not a done deal. As such we are also looking into other places...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

Skeptical

There's a video going around, supposedly of night vision footage of a stereotypical gray alien looking in through a man's window. MSNBC ran a story on it, which you can readhere .Here is the actual f...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:09:00 PST

Cargile on Film

Sometimes I kill time by seeing what cartoons or bad movies from my childhood are being remade by hollywood to avoid having to pay for expensive, original intellectual properties. It's really fun bec...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:03:00 PST

Record Store Day

Ah, Record Store Day! If there is a more sacred, patriotic, thankful or romantic holiday, I certainly don't know of it! Stop by your local indie record store. There's a good chance they'll be doing ...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:19:00 PST

Quelled and Aquiver

Dear All The Fly Ladies,The Mau Mau Uprising has been quelled. The Ike Turner Memorial Overpass has been erected in its place. Viva la revulsion!-Cargile
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:36:00 PST

War Metal Battle Master

Lair of the Minotaur’s new cd, "War Metal Battle Master" came out today. Its so ridiculously aggro that if you listen to it, you are pretty much guaranteed to sprout at least one new pair of ba...
Posted by Mattilla the Hunn on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:07:00 PST