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About Me

My name is a subtle fusion of a super hero and a comedian. I work at an Indie record store and a multinational conglamorate clothing store. I was born and raised in Massachusetts, I reside in Maine, but my favorite state is Alaska. I'm ambitious, but lazy. I'm the nicest person you'll ever know, but I always look angry. I watch the history channel religiously. I am very liberal, but will vote republican if I feel the green or democrat isn't true to his or her word. I get along well with animals. I hate the word bargain, especially when spoken by old women who have smoked for the last 48 years. I dispise sea food in any form. I almost never make my bed. I wear my pants at my hips. I think polar bears are awesome! French's yellow mustard is the only mustard. I won't talk to someone in person unless I can see them.

My Blog

Fun times ahead!

They gave me a little league team!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:21:00 GMT

End of an era

http://maine.craigslist.org/car/304085734.htmlAnyone wanna share memories of the Intrepid?
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:12:00 GMT

I think its called revolution. . .

Yeah I'm done trying to impress people, I come as is, deal with it!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:33:00 GMT

girls

They make life so painful sometimes.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:29:00 GMT

my car

I just spent 183 dollars the other day to fix my brakes, only to have the motor in my drivers side window break. I need a new car! Like now! right now!
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:29:00 GMT

Turn the bass up on this one!

I picked my bass up again, god it feels good.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 13:00:00 GMT

Living in Maine has just become alot easier

The world is still not ready to know why.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:53:00 GMT

Someone said this on the food network just now

"This is just so chocolatey, it punches you in the face!"I seriously kid you not!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT