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Matt

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About Me

I take good care of my teeths. I have an evil twin here: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile &friendID=70423&Mytoken=20050228061529 who sometimes lets me out of the basement to use the computer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm not looking to meet anyone. If you want me to add you, find my other profile. If I happen to add you, I either know you, or really want to get to know you. The latter doesn't happen very often.

My Blog

ALmoss Crimmus!!

Homely ships erbra bunny!! Crimmus!!Uffer day, I wuds inna place call Shaws. An inm Shaws tehy hams all tihs suffts in cullas like my gums all gern an red, and I all like, "Hey yopu" an teh guy who ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:10:00 GMT

my newd digs

o hallo tv frienses, is been a wile, jess? I been berry bissy wiff all sores off stuffs since I lass wripes anyfing.Erm. I finks I lass rote how Matt upsairs habs moobed to some air elks like I thin...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:55:00 GMT

abdammend

Uffer Matt hams moobed. I is sall halones, unner the porches. I try be nipes to hims, an he sebs my bird day presnents were growths.Tom him credits,tehy was maimed outta my wons drospings adn lee...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:14:00 GMT

DOO DOO!!

sweep sweep baby crimmus!  I haves new song on my profil!  Is AWSSSUM!!   Doo doo dooo dooo doo dooo do do doooooooooo dooooooo dooooooooooooooooooooooo   doo doo doo duh...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:55:00 GMT

Crimmus

Holly Craps, is almos Crimmus!  Is gedding cole  unner my porch an my ammimal frenses am all hypernading.  Sumtime I sneaks innoo ofver Matt's on seconds floor rooms wen he ids seeping&...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:46:00 GMT

aaaaaah my hair

contraries to the rumors you may haves heards. I is not dead. My hair juss all falls out because I is eatsing the dish deterchants lass yesserday before sunnay, an my bellay all fulls up with the foa...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:51:00 GMT

Holy Crap!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!I mees Crispness!!  I was froze unner the porch from Novmember to.. wet is these... Febberberry?!!  When I is thaw out, everyone thinks I is dead!&...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:29:00 GMT

Musics to my ear.

Hello TV friensess,I is made amazing dicksovery!  Musics on my my mysapes page!  Amazings!!  I sinks the band names is Blitzkid.  They is from virgina?  I sinks so.  They...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 16:45:00 GMT

O happuy bigger sweat days! Recipe inside!

I fought I is been reenited wiff my mutter the vulchur puppet teh ohther nite.  Unforchunally she is odl and is all smelly and crakally adn doosent remnember me, so I crys my eyes out.  So s...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:17:00 GMT

Herpe Birday Tomb Bee!

What's is all this about the bird days?  Someone's tell me the others day that is my bird day, and I is so confuse.  I did teh maffs and shur enuff I is twenny seben year oiled know, but wha...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:49:00 GMT