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BIG SHOOTER

In touch with my stupid side...

About Me

Hello from Clockwork Orange Land...England, hoody fuckwit capital of the world. I am six foot six point six inches tall, Live in London, spent my teenage years in Vancouver, ..I like all things devilish and archane (was obsessed with The Exorcist at age 13) got no problem being a bad boy and I love to ROCK. I edit visual media (pop videos and commercials) for a living, play the drums with hard drinking country rockers 'Alan Tyler and the Lost Sons of Littlefield' the best country rock band on the planet no shit...well..RESPECT to Dwight n Merle - I want the city of Nashville to take heed ...and this is my platform to bring America the new messiahs of Country: songs that will brings laughter and tears with a timeless reverberation) So much better than the Sheplers wearing crotch country that is pumped out of Nashville. I used to be in a band called Thee Hypnotics...we were heavy and rockin' - everyone tried to de-rail our rollercoaster ride..in the end we managed to do that ourselves. We were way ahead of the game and our time and cool as fuck - some journalists said we were like The Stooges and the MC5. I treat music like a gladiatorial sport and play to die every time. I reject all religions, love lounge culture, cocktails, cool music that kind of shit, life is too short to sit around churches kissing some imaginary deity's ass, although the Arch Bishop Of Canterbury is a pretty interesting guy with the exception of the Sharia law thing. I live in London ... Fuck You my government..you have let your country down and I really want to see the back of you...I Vote Green (which I have done for two years but were aware of this fucked up situation in the seventies growing up in Canada) Dick Cheyne is at the top of my Shit list. I also like films, drinking : FAVOURITE TIPPLES- Rum Punch, English ale, Gin and Tonic, Irish and Bourbon Whiskey, French and Spanish red. I also like reading, impersonating Jackie Mason, cooking, driving round LA (a city that holds endless facination in my mind) walking round London, pubs (ale vendors with fireplace) Again I don't like religion (backwards) with the exception of Haitian Voodoo - Keep fighting the fight Aboujah.

My Interests

Well for a start this planet...thats fucking interesting - lets save the motherfucker...I'm on a one man crusade to bring down governments for being so fucking useless...Get UK forces the fuck out of Afghanastan and iraq while you are at it. Now England is the No ! target...thanks Bush and Rumsfeldt you stupid pricks. Is it really written in stone that we don't get along? I'm into making movies, playing the drums...I'm a country man...love alcohol, weed and prescription drugs and all for the right reasons as my fuck up days are dead and gone I guess..except fot the drinking part, apple computers, Tattoos, animation, nautical law (no shit...if you aint sailed) California, Ireland, Spain, France (sometimes) Literature both erotic and arcane, Clothes, Spanish boots, Tatoos, Women, deserts and rock and roll, jazz drumming and if you don't believe me check John Coltrane or check out a movie with Gene Krupa in it. I also really like wasting time and for that I will pay dearly... I am loving middle age...I'm forty five...Capricorn...It all makes so much sense as to why I endure hangovers...I get a certain clarity...

I'd like to meet:

Boroness Susan Greenfield, Denholm Elliot, Valerie Perrine, Merle Haggard, Mick Fleetwood, Frank Yablans, Faye Dunaway, Jill Clayburgh, George Jones, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarrentino, Oliver Reed, Emmylou Harris and Gram Parsons - a drink with all the country greats would suffice...Ah fuck it..with the exception of Tarantino I would'nt know what to say to these people..well at least I fuckin' tried.

Music:

Hank Williams, JJ Cale, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Marvin Gaye, Cam Penner, Fleetwood Mac, The Dubliners, Roxy Music, Warren Zevon, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Townes Van Zandt, Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn, Porter Wagoner, Mott The Hoople, The Rolling Stones, Stoner LA Rap, Iggy Pop, My Bloody Valentine, Pink Floyd, Patsi Cline, Primal Scream, Elvis, Thee Hypnotics, Red Hot Chile Peppers (bit boring these days), Ernest Tubb, Gram Parsons, Merle Haggard, Steely Dan (Rikki Dont lose that Number) Kiss, Led Zep 4, Hendrix, Stooges Raw Power, Nick Cave, Libertines (Up The Bracket) AC/DC, The Who (with Keith) Super Fury Animals and Girls Aloud...to name but a few.. our Alan and the Lost Sons (mind blowing) Love ya...

Movies:

Seventies Cinema; the dark stuff with all the booze, coke, sex and death. Vertigo, Stanley Kubrick, Billy Friedkin, The Three Burials Of Malquedas Estrada, Sergio Leone, Some Coen Bros, Nick Rogue, Carry on, Russ Meyer for the fuck of it, Monty and Frank in From Here To Eternity but how could I forget Bert Lancaster and Ernest Borgnine? Tarrentino for the laughs, The Servant, Alfie, Last tango In Paris, Performance and anything with Accute Mountain Sickness like when that fat actor thought he would climb Everest for the fuck of it and nearly died at first base camp..twat. I'll climb the fuckin' thing. Why? Because it's there...

Television:

The Simpsons, Spongebob, Planet Earth, Extras. Peep Show, That Mitchel and Webb Look. I cannot stomach Reality TV - I have never watched Big brother.. Non fucking entities...On the whole it is scripted and directed and should be ditched forthwith as real TV (ie: Film, Comedy, Documentary, (Pingu) can be so great it pisses me the fuck off...what are we becomming?

Books:

Diary Of A Drug Fiend by Alistair Crowley, Tropic Of Cancer by Henry Miller, The Comedians by Graeme Green, Edna O'Brian, Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh, John Fowles 'The Magus, The Alexandria Quartet by Lawrence Durrell, Post Office by Charles Bukowski followed by the rest of his work...love the man.

Heroes:

John Bonham, Ronnie Tutt, Catman, Peter Whitehead, Mick Fleetwood, Lady Boothroyd, ELVIS, Frank Gorshin, The medical staff of Hennepin County Medical Centre in Minniapolis, Ella Fitzgerald, Denholm Elliot, Richard Prior, Serge Gainsburgh, Montgomery Clift, Eric Cantona, George Carlin, Spike Milligan, Muddy Waters, Queen Elizabeth I, Dame Susan Greenfield, Helen Mirren, Valerie Perrine, Charles Bukowski, Iggy Pop, Smokey Robinson, Patsie Cline, Robert Downey Jr, Oliver Reed, Elvin Jones, Keith Moon, Stanley Kubrick, Robert De Nero, Charles Dickens, Mavis Staples, Otis Redding, Charlie Watts, Anton Newcombe, Quentin Tarentino, Paul Newman, Tara Flynn, Stuart Pearce, Gram Parsons, Pete Townsend, Hank williams, The Clash, Joni Mitchell, Faye Dunaway, Dennis Hopper, Paul Newman, Pink Floyd, Henry Miller, Johnney Depp, Horatio Nelson, Michael Caine and the Green Party for the mountain they have chosen to climb. Then of course there is Tottenham Hotspur FC and Alan tyler and the Lost Sons of Littlefield and the mighty Jim Jones. Anybody who makes this world a better place. Politicians (with the exception of Clement Atlee and Abe Lincoln) and dictators take two steps back and go straight to fucking hell...fuckin' losers.