All bouts will begin at 7 p.m. and will be at Hale Arena - aka the American Royal - on the grounds of Kemper Arena near downtown KC!
Back in Attack, March 29, 2008
The Skate and the Fury April 26, 2008
Ace of Skates May 31, 2008
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Saturday Night Slaughter House June 28, 2008
Derby On My Mind August 2, 2008
School of Hard Knocks August 30, 2008
Rink of Fire Championship Bout September 13, 2008
2008 DREADNOUGHT DOROTHY'S
DREADNOUGHT: A heavily-armored battleship, the largest and most deadly of its kind.
DOROTHY: A girl from Kansas who's likely to drop a house on you if you piss her off!
We're gonna ease on down the road to total roller derby domination!
BRUZ-HER: Captain - Block 'em! Bruz 'em! Break 'em!!
JESSIKA RABID: Asst. Captain - Known for foaming at the mouth her bark and bite is infectous and deadly.
CHERRY SMASH: Like the candy, but dangerous and explosive!!
PRINCESS ANNA CONDA: You know, that really tall blocker you're afraid of.
SNAP DRAGON: Here comes the beast from the Far EAST!
SNOT ROCKET: Rocket-fast with attitude!
ARCHIE LEE: She's cute as a button but meaner than a junk yard dog.
PATTIE WACKIN: She's gonna pattie wack you into the middle of next week.
TOTO BASKETCASE: You heard it folks, this one's totally flipp'n crazy. She spent 4 years in the state mental ward.
ECLIPSE: Solar or lunar she's gonna black you out!
SARA PAIN AND BRAWL: So you think you wanna brawl, watch out cuz here comes the pain!
HALL BALLS: There's no catching this girl! She can HALL BALLS!
STELLA-SCARR*: Oh she's stella allright, just not as much as the scars she's leaves in remembrance on her opponents!
SCRATCH 'N' TIFF: Slashing her opponents until the only thing left is the smell of fear.
WITTY TWISTER: Blowing through in a wirl wind of destruction, twisting until it burns!
PIECE MAKER: She'll tear you from limb to limb, get ready to be dismembered!
DürHAMMER: Arnold's protege, she'll slam you so hard into ground you'll need a forkcliff to be removed.
PORCUPINE: Don't get to close! Her quills are quills of DEATH!!
BUELA: Don't let that sweet smile fool you, she's a hard core murder machine.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
OUR RETIRED LADIES : LOVE AND THANKS
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