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About Me

Born in the wrong era...trying to make do.
I dig crossword puzzles until it hits Thursday. I like making things. I cringe when people say "I seen" things. I wish Americans would stop ruining Japanese horror flicks. I need new knees. I have a kitten that might actually be retarded. I sincerely enjoy my family. I like it when people that are really passionate about something. I wear stripes and yell at rollergirls that fuck up. I'm happiest when I'm lollerskating. I heart derby. I could talk about it all day.
Skate or Die!
Which Empire Records Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Heart is Black
What Color is Your Heart?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The "style guy" from GQ. A third party candidate that actually stands a chance. People that want to pay me to paint them things. Someone that survived culleus. People that don't do drugs. Anyone that can hold a decent conversation. Dudes with ducktails. Chicks that don't take naked pictures of themselves. And this guy....

Naked Black Guy Runs From The Law
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86RN8SORyeI

... the infamous naked blood-covered fence puncher from COPS.

Music:

lotsa Ska (old and new school), Doo Wop, Punk (real, not pop), Motown, oldies (especially Frankie Valli)Big Band, Rock, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, some Metal and a lil' Hip Hop.

Movies:

Anything made by Hitchcock
Anything starring Cary Grant, Vincent Price, Gregory Peck
Anything involving the living dead, sword fighting, ridiculous group dance sequences, dismemberment, treasure hunting, random singing, and arch villians.
On the other hand, if the plot has anything to do with football or outer space I would probably rather punch myself in the face until I pass out than watch it.

Television:

Books:

give me a recommendation.

Heroes:

My dad....seriously. Have you ever met my dad? He's a badass.

but besides that...

Your Heart is Black

What Color is Your Heart?
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Hecate

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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My Blog

Dont worry, Im a professional...

My interwebs bonne amie Stella reminded me of a blog I intended to post agessssss ago and failed to. We all know the basics of exorcism, via Regan 101.....but did you know that the incidence of them ...
Posted by Dame. on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:57:00 PST

haven't you heard, Baby? I'm damaged goods....

After much ado, I find out monday if I need minor knee surgery which will be nice to know being that it is about a month after my injury, and considering I still can't bend my right knee enough to ge...
Posted by Dame. on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

haunt me, baby.

So, another year has passed of me going "Okay, seriously. This year I am going to a goddamn haunted house. Really." and yet, as last night ended the "haunting" season, I still have yet to go to a...
Posted by Dame. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

...and today there are televisions in prisons...

Ancient Greece has arguably the most documentation regarding its early practices. Relying on orators, poets and philosophers, a wealth of information and history has been passed on. Besides the i...
Posted by Dame. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

Uh....Duh!

Just for the record, my friend Dave: is an inspiration to me, and should be to you too. the end.
Posted by Dame. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

satanism. seriously. wtf?

http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084125questionmark.jpg">> You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is po...
Posted by Dame. on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

You mean there's more to life than new myspace pictures? But, I have so many friends online...!

The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and send it to all your friends.... Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answe...
Posted by Dame. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

...and the zen master said "moo"

SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR R00M :1. Bed2. Snake Tank3. Photography 'Stuff'4. Concert Memorabilia5. Softball Bat6. An Unread Play7. Dried LilliesSEVEN THINGS 0N YOUR MIND:1. The guest room in it's curr...
Posted by Dame. on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:50:00 PST

Feel free to giggle, smirk or guffaw, even.

...but I used to have mad style back in the day. Admit it. My mom emailed me this today, with no explanation. I just had to share....
Posted by Dame. on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:06:00 PST

keep'a callin' me names, keep on, keep on...

Okay, kids! I need your help selecting a roller derby title. I could input the Empire Records conversation about selecting a name, but we all get the point, 'always play with their minds'. Something k...
Posted by Dame. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST