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Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke

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Derby Love for all my Sistahs! Roller Derby- I am Dirty Britches #2 of the Knockouts, and Co-Founder of the Kansas City Roller Warriors This is my Family!

.. www.kcrollerwarriors.com **** Taekwondo- High Red belt at Master Je's World Martial Arts .. Like the most flippin' sweet thing ever!! For being a badass, I'm pretty girly too. I'm scared of spiders, I like to go shoe shopping, enjoy perfume and love to wear skirts. I'm boy-crazy too, men in uniform drive me wild!.

My Interests


.. I really like turtles. Alot.KCRW Awards Banquet 2006 - Awards Recieved Knockouts Best Blocker Best Trash Talker Certificate of Appreciation for Outstanding Contribution to the League ------------------ Bumberbout, Dub Nubbin' it. Those were good times. I'm a good girl, really, really I am!

Seoul, Korea

Nae So Sa Temple, South Korea

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas. Nice boys. Poopy Cake on my face!!

Heroes:

Firefighters/EMTs and All Rescue Workers

My Blog

To Tom:

So I get this message from "tom" no, not everybody's friend tom, but from some other poor fucker named "tom"- ..>  Tom myspace.com/98883771 Date: Nov 6, 2007 8:20 AM Flag as Spam or Report ...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:17:00 PST

Nightwalker

So I'm working grave shift, with wed & thurs off. What's there to do on Thursday morning at 4am?? Nothing. Going to Wal-mart is just about my only option. Any suggestions for things to do in the m...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

Something really shitty happened to me and I need your opninion...

I know this is a very long post, but I really could use your help and input. After reading this, could you tell me what you think of the situation, and If you think I would qualify for the license&nbs...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

Why is it so hard to understand....

"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."(Article 1 of the Universal...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST

In memory of Chomo

Chomo was more than just a turtle. He was a gift from my dear friend Cho. He was a symbol of our everlasting friendship, steady and true. As Chomo would grow and become stronger, so would our friends...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST

Damnit! Jinxie Kat tagged me...

My list of Ten things: 1. If I squat to pee, I have to lean to the left, otherwise I pee on my right heel. I have a crooked vagina... or something...  2. Spam is actually pretty good. I hate...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

4 reals!

Just passed my last test.... I'M AN EMT BABY!!!!!!!!That's right, Nationally Registered! Now I just need to get a job. fuck.My day starts when yours is about to end....
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

punk ass bitches stole my shit!

So last week, or the week before... something like that... my house was broken into, and my computer, condoms, and candy were all stolen. Oh, and a pair of handcuffs, but not the key. HA! I get some s...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

It's been awhile since my last confession....

Where have i been, what have I been doing?? Dang, it's been so long since my last blog.Well, I'm going to the Dot gallery tonight, for the Roller Warriors art show.PAC & I made a video... no, not that...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

Take this job and shove it....

I ain't workin' here no more! -David Allan Coe Well, this is it, the last day on the job. I guess I should leave peacefully, and not flip out and smash everything in sight. I have an awesome boss tha...
Posted by Rev. Ol' Dirty NINJA Britches aka Brooke on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST