+I'm The Weak Link that breaks, On The Chain Of A Huge Rabid Dog lunging Toward You.
+I'm a fowl ball in the face
+I'm the maggots in your old food, that you didn't see until you took a bite.
+I'm the dog shit you stepped in, and didn't realize that you did.
+I make your mom cry.
I'm A douchebag.
