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About Me

My name's Ethan Nicolle, a lot of people call me eef and it rhymes with beef, chief, and another dirty word that is related to air suppression in females. I like to draw comics, play rock music, and repel human interaction.
I draw a lot, and have made my profile sort of a whoring ground for my art, so if you like it and you want to talk to me about having me draw something for you, please do- it's how I eat (and Lord know I need to eat as much as possible). Check out my photo gallery for examples of my work. And just to get this out of the way, I probably don't want to draw your graphic novel for free, and I don't want to design your band's logo for free either. You tryin' to make me starve??
I'm in a band called Lunaractive and we're sort of like quasi-dork, poser-metal, un-punk, choir full of bad singers epic balls rock. If you're into that overpopulated genre, please give us a listen (see my friends list). Update: we're breaking up. I also draw comics, and if I ruled the world, drawing comics would pay my bills- but as things go, all I really have is you, and you can buy my comics by clicking the obnoxious ads below.
By the way, I'm all for new friends, just send a message and introduce yourself first, that's all I ask. Especially if you are a remotely attractive female (otherwise I'll assume your a porn bot).
Here's some of my illustrations, there's more in my pictures section...
My graphic Novel, the Weevil, BUY IT HERE!:

You can also visit my portfolio at CarbonMade.com:
I'm in this band:
This is me trying to be funny and talking about my new comic...
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My Interests

Singin' and drawin', Kurosawa flicks, Thai food, Story telling, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Theology, half assed understanding of politics, debate, writing, guitaring, sidescrolling beat'em ups, Sumo Wrestlers, hot chicks who date fat guys, good cigars, pipe tobacco, scotch, good beer, dry humor, sarcasm, obsessive graphic novel purchases, acting intelligent and complete stupidity.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes stupid jokes, crude humor, theology, old timer bluegrass music, art, sushi, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Calvin & Hobbes, peeps (the marshmallow birdys), kim chee, pickled eggs and or sausages, cigars, and has a strong distaste for bad pop country (I have to amend this part since I listen to some pop country now), gansta rap, abstract paintings and organized sports.

Famous peeps I want to meet (dead or alive): C.S. Lewis, Gary Larson, Bill Watterson, CH Spurgeon, Michaelangelo, Kevin Smith.

Music:

Stretch Arm Strong, Queen, Craig's Brother, Thrice, Bad Religion, Dream Theater, Rush, Alison Krauss, Tom Waitts, Primus, Ralph Stanley, Keb Mo, Brian Webb, Core 13, Five Iron Frenzy, Project 86, Crooked Still, Billy Holiday, Finch, Taj Mahal, Kelly Jo Phelps, Ella Fitzgerald, SRV, Avenged Sevenfold, Patty Griffin, Washington Phillips, Blind Willie Johnson, They Might Be Giants, Wierd Al Yancovic, Johnny Berry & the Outliers, Jellyfish, Blind Melon, Clutch.

Movies:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the first one), The X-men films, Iron Giant, Magnolia, the Addiction, Memento, To End All Wars, City Lights, the Kid, Samurai Trilogy, the Outlaw Josey Wales, Schindler's List, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, An Evening with Kevin Smith, Versus, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Red Beard, Children of Men, Pan's Labirynth, Follow That Bird, Bad Taste.

Television:

the Tick (live action series & cartoon series), MST3K, Samurai Jack, Invader Zim, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, Lost, My Name is Earl, Carnivale, Southpark, Prisonbreak.

Books:

C.S. Lewis: Mere Christianity, Problem of Pain, Out of the Silent Planet, Screwtape Letters. Scaling the Secular City by J.P. Moreland, How now shall we live? by Chuck Colson, Release of the Spirit and Latent Power of the Soul by Watchman Nee, Creature Tech by Doug TenNapel, the Maxx by Sam Kieth, Blankets by Craig Thompson, Maus by Art Spiegelmen, Usagi Yojimbo by Stan Sakai, TMNT by Eastman and Laird. Intercessory Prayer by Dutch Sheets, Satan and the Problem of Evil, and Letters from a Skeptic by Gregory Boyd, the Goon.

Heroes:

C.S. Lewis, Doug TenNapel, Peter Kirk, Todd Tardie, Thrice, Gary Larson, Kevin Smith, Scott Rockballs, Trey Parker.

My Blog

just read this one I don’t have a good title

I started a secondary blog. Is that pathetic? Should I admit that publically? It's going to be more centered around my comics and artistic sort of stuff. This one is more...
Posted by Eef on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

John Woo and Cruelty to Spiders

Well, Chumble Spuzz: Kill the Devil is now up for presale all over the internet. I even found presale sites for the Jackson 5 plush toys. It's now officially up for presale at slg's websit...
Posted by Eef on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

Apple Cider Vinegar and the Bitterness of my Soul.

Apple cider vinegar. Oh Lord in Heaven. Just... come on. This is ridiculous. If your reading this you are no doubt confused right now. Ok, an introduction to my gout problem is in ...
Posted by Eef on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:21:00 PST

Suicidal Fear of Surprise Nuns

My family went to Universal Studio when I was something like 19 years old. It was the family trip we had been planning my entire life. The main attraction was Disney Land, but we went to U...
Posted by Eef on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:50:00 PST

Ricky Gervais

I feel like I've struck gold. I almost missed out on it too. Ricky Gervais, creator of the original British series of "the Office" has become my new big fascination. I rented the DVD...
Posted by Eef on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

Busy Saturday night?

And live in or near Portland area?I'm moving my stuff from the Carlson guitar warehouse to my house in Oregon City tonight at about 6:30PM. If I can find one or two people to help it would make ...
Posted by Eef on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

Polion

So yesterday I wrote a very long blog. When I was done I was spell checking it and somehow my mouse accidentally clicked a link on the menu at the top of the screen. When I hit back, it wa...
Posted by Eef on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

My gay crush on Randall

I just finished page 22 of the second Chumble Spuzz story, Salmonella. This is, without a doubt, the sickest, most depraved and ridiculous comic I have ever created. Sause can confirm that...
Posted by Eef on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST

Empire Lakes

Ah the Fireside coffee house. I now know the people who work here by name, and I can order a sandwich called "the eef" and they make it for me just how I like it. Every night there's a few...
Posted by Eef on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:50:00 PST

Office Buddy

Anyone in the Portland have a TV with cable? I need someone to watch the Office with!! It premiers tomorrow night and I have no TV!-eef
Posted by Eef on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST